#47 The secret view from Nanzoin Temple in Fukuoka
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Transcript
Alright, today I'm going to the Nanzoin Temple. So before I get to this giant reclining Buddhist statue out in the countryside, why not start with a city gangbang? So I'm walking down, I don't know some kind of weird fucking bus-filled street. Next to the train tracks and I'm going under a double overpass highway. And despite all this shit going on, it's still the guy in the motorcycle who is hands down the loudest motherfucker. Behead this overpass is not only a big cool like whoa there's a big highway going over top of my head. But then there's another one on top of it. It's like what the fuck? If it even is that, maybe not. I might be seeing it wrong from down here, but it looks like it's a double. So if all goes well, I should be at a nice quiet countryside temple area before too long, so I won't record too much in the city. But basically, I didn't do quite enough research. I looked up the route of how to get to this temple. And I saw somebody say you can actually get off sooner than the temple stop and see this kind of old-timey town that's surrounding the temple. So I'm like sweet, that sounds like a plan. But I didn't realize that when you're transferring at Hakata station, you kind of got to do independent research just for Hakata station because it's fucking huge. It's like half a million people almost pass through there every day. It's the one that in a previous episode I bailed out because it was so crowded, it was making me uncomfortable. So I got the name of the train. There's a train near my Airbnb that goes to Hakata. And then I got the name of the train line I'm supposed to take, which is the Fuku Hoku Yutaka line. So I just thought like, ah, maybe they'll just be assigned somewhere that'll point me because I've done this route before. But again, it was one of these cases where I was with my friend Brad and he really led the way. So I internalized the erroneous idea that I had been to this place that I had made this journey before. But the truth was I was just following behind someone else like a little duckling. I don't know how the fuck to get there. So at Hakata, it's just very confusing and there's all kinds of different platforms and places you can go. And I didn't want a particularly experiment because that kind happened to me once on the main loop in Tokyo. I somehow got all confused and ended up back at the same station that I started from. It was when I very first got to Tokyo. And I just decided to bail out of the whole thing. I was like, I don't know what the heck's going on. I'm just going to get out of here and stick to this neighborhood. But because I exited from the same station I entered, but you know, 20, 25 minutes later or something, the machine didn't know how to charge me. So it just gave me an error and I had to go talk to the person running the booth and just explain like, sorry, I'm a moron. I didn't know what I was doing, you know, and they had to manually let me exit. So I didn't want to run into a situation like that where I go through a gate and realize I'm not at the right platform and try to exit back into the main area of a station and have to get out what an error and just as like, I don't know. I'm sure it's really not a big deal if you just know where the platform is. You're supposed to get on and you just go there, you know. I mean, it's big, but it's not that big.
I just had no fucking idea. So I was like, whatever, fuck this. Instead I figured let's just walk to the next station. I'm supposed to get on it. So it's Yoshi Zuka station and I don't know, it's less than three kilometers away. I'm having a nice little walk. Again, nice little city walk before I head out to the country. I used to do this sort of in Vancouver and Toronto, like if there's a bottle neck at a station or like a sports game or something and it's really fucking shit up or just it's a rush hour or whatever. Since I'm generally never in a hurry, sometimes I would just walk to the previous station, you know, wherever the station is before the stadium or wherever the station is before the big place where you gotta make transfers. And then you get on when it's all nice and calm and let everybody at the next stop worry about squeezing themselves in like sardines. So this isn't quite the same thing because I'm not going to the stop before Hakata. I don't know if there is a stop before Hakata. This train line might start earlier or it might originate at Hakata. I don't know. But in this case, heading to the next station, I think, should still be pretty chill because I suspect that the train line that heads out to the Jain Buddha is not one of the hoppannus happiness train lines in Fukuoka. And it'll just be a nice single station. Just walking under the track right now. A nice single station where I can just get on the one train and there's nothing to figure out. See, I'm about halfway there. Beautiful sunny day. It's actually not even that loud now that I got past the double overpass. See, like I said, it's the Fuku Hoku Yutaka line to Sasa Guri station. Sasa Guri is the name of the town that this statue is in. You can go all the way to Kido Nenzo in my station, which is what I did last time. You pretty much step right out of the doors and you're there. You're right at the statue. But yeah, it looks like this Sasa Guri station is two stations before that. And yeah, it didn't do obviously great research. It's just cursory, but the cursory research I did said like, yes, it's cool. It's like an old city. It's like you really feel like you're in a whole different place and you can just have a nice little stroll through it. And it's only 1230. My plan, not that I got anything against the Buddha, he's okay. I'll go see him, but I've seen him before. There's a little, there's a short hike you can do around the environment of the Buddha. So that's kind of really what I want to do. But yeah, I don't think this is even that long of a ride. Once I get on this station, I think it's only like four stops. It's like 20 minutes or something.
This is similar to last episode where you can go to these places that are just like, you know, central Fukuoka. It is like big time super city, big time Japan, crazy lights, giant stores, all the crazy shit. But around here, you really don't have to go far to get to a whole different type of place. It's pretty cool because I mean Tokyo has especially in Western Tokyo. There's all that stuff that I really enjoy because it's very old-timey, nature-y feeling. But I mean, it's a really long ride. It takes all afternoon to get to these places where Fukuoka really gives way. I mean, just even this, Jesus, I was like, oh, I better not talk too long. I better not talk too much while I'm in the city. It'll be all loud and annoying. Already, it's like, well, I guess it's not. It's already quiet. You know, literally just walking one station past Hakata. I'm like halfway there. And the bustle has ended. My biggest noise problem right now is a crow.
But yeah, this walk is a little awkward in the sense that there's really no sidewalks or anything. It's not really set up for pedestrians. Although there's a surprising amount of other pedestrians here, but I think turn off this recorder, pay attention to what I'm doing. Make sure I don't get run over by somebody. And we'll hop back in. Once I get on and then back off of this train. So at Nanza, when I saw this is the first, it was a portapoddy, but it's a squat toilet portapoddy. It's like, oh, oh, oh. And God, I don't need this fucking monster of a device. For some reason, in one of my first podcasts when I got to Japan, I really made a point of being like, I don't mind squat toilets. Everyone complains, but I'm fine with them. And I mean, it does. It is true. I'd rather have a squat toilet than nothing. But I still think it's a very good thing that that one day is the only day I had to use a squat toilet that I've avoided at this whole time. But maybe, I mean, in a portapoddy situation, I don't know. Maybe, I mean, you don't want to touch a portapoddy, right? You don't want to really sit on it. So maybe, I'm definitely reaching, but maybe that's a good thing about it.
So I made a little change of plans. I was going to get off at Sasa Guri station and walk to Nanzoan.
But as I approached, I don't know, this idea of it's like, oh, you're transported into an ancient town. That seemed very overstated. But to be fair, I only did like three minutes of Google research this morning. So I don't know. It looked like a very normal suburb to me. And I thought it was two stations. It looks like it's two stations before Nanzoan. But it's actually just the one station before. And I watched a bit as we made this final. It's quite a ways between the two stations. And it's not even really clear how you would walk between them anyway. It seems tricky. But if I'm going to do that, I also realized I should do it on the way back, because it's still pretty early in the day. But I mean, it's 130. And it gets dark so early. It's December 4, as I record this, that it's much better to do that part later, because it doesn't really matter if that part gets dark. We're here at the temple. My plan is to go up into the woods, so it's way better. The quarter-four woods, it's not really woods, but up onto the mountain. So I'd rather do that. When there's no danger of darkness, and they had a little sign on the way in here of, oh, here's another one. What clothing is appropriate? No cleavage revealing tank tops, no short, short skirts, no short shorts. It's mainly focused on women, but there is a dude here where his shorts are still pretty short.
Yeah, it's as your shorts should come to your knees. And the normal t-shirt is okay, but not like a strappy top. Oh, no tattoos. They're one of the no tattoo places.
Oh, but they have, okay, so you can cover your tattoos just with like a bandage. And they offer, if you are stuck with your booty shorts for some reason, they do have free sort of like skirt things. You can just kind of wrap around yourself. Yeah, I don't know, that's kind of interesting, because I know that is something I noticed when I first got to Tokyo. Only a couple of people, but like white women in yoga pants. And then I just haven't really brought it up since, because no one else dresses like that. Everyone dresses so much more modestly in Japan. This is as much as I have been to a million temples and a million shrines, and I keep talking about how they don't technically mean anything to me, but they don't really technically mean much to most Japanese people either. But you still can have like slight decorum.
That being said, I'm going to be a total hypocrite, because they also have said like no, hey, no YouTube being basically, no selfie sticks, no videos, definitely no drones. They don't say anything about recording a podcast, but I'm still going to tuck this recorder into my sleeve a little bit, so you can't really tell what I'm doing, because I will judge others while I continue to do whatever I want, because I'm North American and I'm a disgusting pig man. That's just how it is.
But actually, that being said, since my plan is to just do a quick round of the temple, but then head up into the mountain. I don't actually need to record while I'm here in the temple itself. I'll have plenty of time to yammer about whatever I saw here once I get out of here. So in fact, let's be respectful. Let's do the thing. Let's turn off all my shit while I'm here. It's the least I can do. And I got to admit, I mean, I give you a hard time slutty North Americans and recording obsessed tourists. But it honestly didn't even occur to me till I saw that sign that maybe I shouldn't pull out a fucking recorder and do a podcast. It didn't even cross my mind. So yeah, I'm just I'm just giving you a hard time. I'm just joshin. Yeah, I'm exactly like you. I'm just as shitty as you. You shitty person. I'm one of you. Okay, I'm gonna turn this thing off now.
Man, there's a series of little statues here. It's like six little statues. They're all in different poses. They all have little knit red caps, and they've got, you know, just random coins left here. But somebody left in front of only five of the six. It's these little 65 milliliter bottles of, I think, yet cool to the company. But it's like a little vitamin yogurt drink. That is really tiny, because you're just supposed to get a vitamin blast. And once again, I just find it hard to determine what differentiates this from garbage, these offerings. But it's also funny that it's only five of the six. It's like a Korok puzzle in Breath of the Wild, where you've got to leave an apple in front of all the statues. But the guy didn't have enough apples. He didn't bring enough yogurt drinks.
Or he did leave enough yogurt drinks, and somebody nabbed one and drank it. I don't know. But it's weird, either way. And yeah, I was going to say you can really hear traffic, but now I can see why. From this vantage point, I can see there is a road that goes right by here, right by the Buddha.
See, I was just at the reclining Buddha. I got lost a little on the way there. I didn't take the proper path. I don't think I found this little, these little steps built into the side of the hill that I'm on again now to escape. That took me most of the way there. But then I think I went in through the exit, but I would either way.
But yeah, there's a lot of those. Here's what you don't wear here, signs, even all the way to the Buddha, if you somehow made it all the way there. And lots of no photography signs on the way to the Buddha. Once you get there, it's fine. I did take one picture before I noticed of this really scary looking cool statue. And it was my sneaky stolen picture that I apparently wasn't supposed to take. But it's like, oh well, I already took that one. So whatever. But I wonder, this place, like no one brings it up. I don't even know how I heard about it in the first place. But just out of curiosity, I looked up a quick list last night of just stuff to do in the Fukuoka area, anything obvious that I'm missing. Not really. It seems like if I just wander around and do whatever, that'll be fine. But I had a top 20 list. And then someone else had a top 40 list. And this Nanzouan temple is not on either list. And I mean, the top 40, by the end, it was like, go see a concert. Like, that's not a fucking thing to do in Fukuoka. Get out of here. That's because you couldn't fill out 40 entries. So it's kind of weird that this never gets mentioned. And I wonder if it could be because there's such sticks in the mud.
Well, now I'm passing through a really small little opening that I had to duck down through into a little, a little shrine carved into the mountain. I probably shouldn't be recording in here either, but I'm like on the outskirts now. I'm heading out. I'm heading up the mountain.
And here's a bottle of rice wine and a bottle of Shochu, I think.
So these are all open, but they're not touched. Okay, and you have a wine in a glass and a little mochi candy. I mean, it's clearly deliberate. I'm just being a fucking foreign dickhead who's like, I don't understand your ways.
But yeah, I kind of understand. I guess I mean also just my upbringing because I also have the little basket for coins with some coins in it. And since I grew up Catholic, you know, you pass around the communion plate. It actually feels very much like that because there's candles in here. Earlier, there were a bunch of candles that you could light very much like Catholic.
But yeah, just seeing the opened booze and food or whatever, well the mochi's sealed. Yeah, it just scans this garbage to me. I just think that's a weird way to show your devotion. Like, wouldn't it be better just to say a prayer or do the bows or whatever? I just, I feel like you're just making the situation worse by leaving stuff.
Because you know damn well, there's no fucking nature spirits or anything that are going to come get this stuff. You know, maybe you thought that back in the day. Nowadays nobody thinks that's going to happen. Nowadays, you're just leaving garbage for someone to clear up. I just, I mean, I don't know. I guess it's the point of religion, right? Of course, I don't get it. I'm not supposed to get it.
But yeah, coming in here very much feels like a Dark Souls 2 level. I don't know why Dark Souls 2 specifically. That's just the one that comes to mind.
But yeah, cross from here, across from here becomes like an American video game. It becomes like uncharted. Because you go across a little bridge and then there's a tunnel carved through the rock and a steel chain you have to use. To climb up. And it feels like going on a swashbuckling adventure. Let's head over there now. Duck down through the little thing. Yeah, this is really cool. It's basically, it's pretty easy to find. It's right as you come into the shrine. After they hit you with the, here's what to not wear. Don't take pictures. The big scary demon looking Buddha with a sword that I accidentally took a picture of. And then there's like a whole bunch of little tiny statues. There's like statues everywhere. Here, there's like a little waterfall and tons more statues. Like even though this place, like that's what I was going to say before. Could it be that maybe this place is rubbing people the wrong way as far as recommending it? Because they have a dress code and all the no pictures sign. So it's like, hey, if I'm a tourist, if I can't wear my fucking short shorts and take pictures for my Instagram, then why would I come here? What's the point? It could be, it could be that maybe that's just like a deal breaker. People don't want to recommend it. But it's just weird that it's never mentioned because it's very easy to get to. So easy on the train. It was like $4 to get here. It's not that many stops. From a catastation you can get here in like half an hour, if even.
And just purely for the number of statues, I'd say even like the reclining Buddha is sort of the big thing that it's known for. But all these little statues, they're really cool. It's worth it just to see them. Jeez, here's another one. This guy's scary as hell. Like what kind of side of Buddhism is this? Instead of just like the fat contented Buddha, it's like this scary dude surrounded by flames with a sword. And like fangs, one fang is down, one fang is up, scary eyebrows. And somebody left a monoka with sweet red beans from 7-Eleven and a little pouch of rice and some lighters as well as booze.
Only five yen in the collection.
But plenty of 7-Eleven snacks.
But yeah, it wasn't, it was kind of good not to record in the main place because all it would have been is the same. The same old song a dance I always do is like, well, that is a big cool Buddhist statue, but I don't quite know what I'm supposed to say about it or how I'm supposed to feel. Because I just, it's just a big statue to me.
I certainly didn't need to say that blasphemy in real time. But it is like, it's a really big statue, a big reclining Buddha, which I guess there's different versions of the Buddha. And the reclining Buddha is supposedly the Buddha just before passing away. The honest, this won't surprise you at all. I don't know much about Buddha. Way more coins in these other ones, I don't know why that other one only had five yet. But all right, going down under the rock. See, this is very much like that, that waterfall I missed, the Congo Falls in West Tokyo. I should have known, I should have thought back to this because yeah, you climb under the rock and then up this other rock. And yeah, here's the chain. I didn't actually need the chain, but the chain is here. I did remember the chain properly.
The chain doesn't go all the way down. Let me toss it down to the next person.
There you go.
And yeah, I remember I felt really cool when I found this last time because it's not extremely obvious that you can go under this rock and up through here. This is again the opposite of the falls where I completely missed the hole in the rock. Here I actually found it. I was like, wow, I found a secret way, a secret way to go. And this was mainly where I was intending to go, why I wanted to come back here.
Oh, that's disappointing.
There's an old lady walking down some steps to the side of me and we're like, oh those steps go down there and down to where I started. And they come right up and connect and there's some other people here. You absolutely do not need to climb under the rock and through the hole and climb up the chain. There's just steps that take you right to the same spot.
Man, I wonder how many statues there are because now here's another little, it's like a little shed. A sacred shed with another 15 or so. So there's like the big, cool statues and then there's all these little tiny ones and they're all unique, they're all individual, they're all different.
This place is definitely worth coming to, it is cool.
But yeah, the Buddha itself wouldn't have been enough to draw me back because yeah, just to finish being a big dunderhead on that front. Basically, what I know of this statue is it's like, I don't know, I guess it's because we're also in that world where you want to be the X of Y, right? Like the biggest this, the oldest that. This Buddha statue I believe was made in 1994, so it's not especially old. It's not the biggest reclining Buddha. Apparently there's a bigger one somewhere in Japan.
It's not the biggest Buddha statue made of brass, but it is the biggest brass Buddha statue that is also reclining. So I mean, I don't know, it's sort of just a thing, but it is really big and it's kind of cool. It's just like, alright, there it is, cool. But since I'd already been here before, I already, you know, I soaked it in, I got to pretend that it meant something to me. So this time, I mean, I don't know, I stared at it for five minutes, but it's just like, yeah, it's just a statue. I don't know, I can't pretend. I can't pretend that it has any spiritual meaning to me. It's just a big statue. It's just kind of cool in that sense.
What does have spiritual meaning to me, what I, what I dig, what stuck in my mind, is where I am right now. So once you go up the hill a little ways, to the edge of where the statues are, all the little statues, there's a little path slightly hidden, but it keeps going up.
That's what I'm at now, and I'm going up the mountain and there's bamboo trees everywhere.
So I found this, and you know, even though the plan in 2019 was just to come see the Buddha and then head out. When I saw this path up into the mountains, I'm like, well, I just, I just can't stop. I have to see what's up there. You know, it is, it's like a very rough path. It looks like, it looks like there's been a storm, or it looks like the shoreline after, after a storm. It just looks like there's debris around, but it's all natural debris.
It's just the bark of bamboo trees and some rocks and dirt and stuff, but it is a distinct path with concrete parts and some steps.
So I just had to know where this thing went. And I didn't actually know at the time. God bless my friend Bradford putting up with me on this day, because I didn't actually know at the time how much he dislikes this type of thing, where I just love to just like, oh, there's a thing. I have to know what's up there. I got to go. He absolutely doesn't need to go. He doesn't give a fuck. So it's very nice of him to come along with me, because I was like, I have to. I have to see. Otherwise, it'll just be stuck in my brain, and it'll drive me nuts, not knowing what was up there. So spoiler alert for what's up here. As you go up, you go up through this mountain, and it's all beautiful and pretty. And then you get to a road, just like a mountain road, because even though this area is pretty nice, I mean, I can still hear traffic from here. It is still also very, I think just maybe because there's like a huge mountain on either side here. So this is the only place where traffic can pass through is down in that valley near where the temple is. So there's like a highway. It's just busy. And then even this way, as you go up the mountain, it doesn't take long to get to a road. It's a very quiet road. But yeah, this place is still, it's kind of, it's certainly not like a nature reserve type thing. It is just a country place where country people live with their fucking cars, you know. So at the road, you could go left or right. And right seemed to be trending down a little bit. So I chose right, because that's also my thinking was, and it was true, is, you know, we went up a hill. As long as we make our way basically back down the hill, what can go you know, eventually we'll get to the bottom of this mountain again and the road is right there and we can follow the road back to the train. And that's exactly what happened. It's no big deal. There was one point where the road kind of zigzagged down through the mountain that was a little awkward, because there wasn't really a lot of room to walk. But then at the bottom, I found a little cartoon map. And the map revealed that this was not some renegade maverick thing that I just discovered. This is a path. It's a predetermined hiking path you're supposed to go on. And in fact, that part with the zigzag road, there were steps that we missed somehow that'll just cut you down through the middle of it. So you only have to cross the road once in a while. You don't have to walk on the road the whole time. But I was like, oh, that's cool. All right, so that was a thing. That was an adventure one is meant to have in these parts. But the other thing that was on that cartoon was that instead of going to the right, you could also go to the left. And there was another predetermined basically, you know, it's going to be a little rough, but there's basically a predetermined trail to the left as well. So that planted that in my brain and that's been there for four years. You know, I was always like, all right, when I get to go back to Japan, I'm going to go to Fukuoka. I'm going to go back to the reclining Buddha. I'm going to go up the mountain and I'm going to go left and I'm going to see what happens. And finally, I'm doing it. That's what I'm doing today. So that's why, you know, maybe it seems like I'm pooping the the Buddha a little much. The Buddha's fine. The Buddha's kind of cool, but the Buddha's not why I'm here. I wouldn't have come back to see the Buddha. I'm back here to go to the left. I'm here to go the other way on the trail up through the mountains, which I should get a little higher up before I start recording again. I'm getting out of breath, but man, I'm above where the bamboo starts, but I'm not above the top of the bamboo yet. I'm just in the midst of the bamboo. So all around me is bamboo. I was like, this is fucking cool, man.
You know, one of Trent Reznor's early bands. He did not name them this, but they were called Slam Bamboo. That is a shitty name for a band, and they were a shitty band.
Nine-inch nails, that's a name that stands up to the test of time. That's a name with a cool abbreviation. That's a name that doesn't really mean anything, but just sounds cool. Slam Bamboo. That name fucking sucks. Do you ever hear that? It's like a test for your band name. Just imagine you're playing Wembley Stadium and it's a giant crowd, and your band gets introduced. Ladies and gentlemen, the number one selling act in all of the world. You know them. You love them. Slam Bamboo. Can you imagine anyone saying that? Or like, toad the wet sprocket? I know it's a fucking money python reference, but that's a fucking terrible name for a band. Or there's this British bands. They're kind of good, but they're called Eskimo Joe. That's not a good name. Or Radiohead. Radiohead's early name was on a Sunday, because they apparently used to meet up to do practice on a Sunday. It's like, fuck, that's a shitty name. Radiohead, I believe, is a talking heads reference, but Radiohead's a sweet name. And that's fine. Yeah, just take a reference from someone else. Take someone else's lyrics. Make them your band name. That's fine. Just make sure it's a good name.
But that's apropos of nothing. Well, not nothing. I guess it's apropos of Bamboo.
What in fact was I, what was I just saying? How did that even make sense? I'm above the point where the Bamboo starts growing? What does that mean? The Bamboo starts growing from the ground. I am constantly at the exact point where the Bamboo begins. It's just as I look down the mountain. Obviously that Bamboo started below me. So it feels like I'm floating in a sea of Bamboo. But then I turn around and the Bamboo ahead of me is above me. Like that didn't even make sense.
You know, I got some melon bread from Lawson's tucked away in my pocket. Maybe this is the sign. Maybe I need to eat some melon bread, fuel me up the mountain and turn my brain on. Because I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Alright, I made it to the top. Not that far of a walk. It's not actually that high up to you. Get to the road. There's another little, this is where again, I think I've just confused myself where, you know, I was trying to internalize the idea that it's a shinto shrine and a Buddhist temple. But this is just like a small little room. Kind of like that one I found near my old Airbnb, but this one's bigger with more stuff in it. And it's got different Buddha statues and stuff hanging up on the walls and pictures. And of course a lot of writing that I cannot read. But you wouldn't call this a temple, right? It's like very small. Wouldn't this be a shrine as well? Like just purely due to the size? A Buddhist shrine? Surely that's correct, right? Like temples are like a temple. They're big.
I think it can be a shrine even if it's with Buddha. I don't know. Again, my attempts to understand are so pathetic. I just can't seem to internalize this stuff at all. But it's a very cool little place.
And today's offering is a green tea. That is not open. See, that's the thing I'm also in my endless inability to understand. Isn't it better not to open these things? Like I don't know as far as like a big place like the Nanzo inn that's full of staff and stuff. I don't know how it would work. But up here, this like here's just like a nice little house. It's a few little houses up here. Definitely people live up here. So if somebody's looking after this shrine, I mean at least then, you know, okay, so you know, they've got to take custody. What's the word? They're the shepherds of these offerings. So it's like, oh, okay, well a green tea, you know? Even if it's like a little strange, if the original intent was for the offerings to a piece, spirits and stuff, although I feel like that's more of a shinto thing. I don't know how it relates to Buddhism. But if the current thing is, so you got locals that are looking after this particular shrine. So they get to have stuff. They get to have a green tea. Look, why not? So isn't it better to not open it? If you open it, it's just like ruined. I don't know. I understand nothing. I definitely can see though why when I got up here last time with Brad, why we went to the right? Because yeah, it's like this mountain, country mountain road with a, with a guardrail because there were some parts that are pretty steep as you go down it. But the actual road itself, pretty gradual. Not a big deal. I remember there was like a cool like an auto parts. I don't know something like a garage almost, but it was semi abandoned and it wasn't like modern. It was old and there was like a weird owl statue. I remember that being a pretty nice walk, but yeah, it very clearly goes downward though. So that's why I can see like, oh yeah, okay, let's go, let's go to the right. It's heading down. It inevitably will probably reconnect to the road that heads back to the station. And that is what it does. So you can't go wrong heading to the right. But today's adventure, four years in the making, head to the left. I don't think I would have done this just out of pure, you know, hard headed desire to know what's to the left. It's just because the little map that I saw definitely had an alternate route to the left. So at some point, it's funny that it's a sad map was at the end of the trail. It's not up here anywhere, you know. It's like once you get to the end of it, I guess you could start from the bottom as an alternate way to get to Nanzo and like you would start down there and head upward and then back down to the reclining Buddha. But I feel like this path I took is the more likely one. You're probably going to get off at the train and up at the Buddha, find this path, head up, and uh, but then again, I mean, sure, you're kind of cast a drift, but it's just not that big a deal. It's just a road, a little ways up in the woods, a little ways up in the mountain. You don't really have other options. Once you're on this road, you just follow the road till you get to the bottom. At least that's what happens when you go to the right. I presume that's what happens when you go to the left here too. But yeah, seeing that map and having a little, what is the word? Like I was given extra confidence. That's not the word, but that'll do. Given a little extra assurance that there is something here and that this is not just a random thing to do. This is an okay thing to do. This is a thing it is semi-expected a person could do. There will be some kind of a route back down for me at some point. And actually, I just realized too, because when you head to the right, it kind of takes you further on a little ways past the station and we had to sort of circle back and walk back to the station a little. But this one is taking me in the direction of the previous station, Sasaguri station. So yeah, whenever I eventually get down off this mountain, get down off the dang mountain. Once I get down off this mountain, maybe I'll be halfway between Kitto Nanzo and my station, which is the one right by the temple and Sasaguri. So if I'm in between the two, I can do that other plan of just walking to Sasaguri station and seeing what I can see, seeing if there is anything to see. Yeah, this is very much the same this way where there's guardrails and quite steep down the side, but it's very much like the forestry road that I walk down to get down off Mount Apariyama except this one has way more evident power lines and you know, I just left some houses. People actually live up here.
But still dead quiet. I think when we went the other way, if I remember right, I think only one car passed us. It was really quiet until we got to the slalom part where it goes back and forth. A different mountain road connected in and then it was then it was full on traffic.
But yeah, up here must just be whoever lives in these particular houses. There is nothing.
And the only thing, and this is fucking gorgeous, this is great. The only thing is I can still hear that traffic down there, but once I put away this recorder, I'm just gonna pop my little headphones in and listen to it a very quiet volume to make sure I hear any cars that are coming. The man, there's this Lincoln Park cover band called Hybrid Theory, they're really fucking good. They just put up like a 90 minute full concert that they did.
In front of a huge crowd, like a giant stadium show, and they put it on YouTube, so I just converted it to MP3 and I've been listening to it. And man, they're just really good. It just like, it truly does feel like a tribute. A tribute to Lincoln Park.
Way back when Lincoln Park first started as like, Pfft, Lincoln Park, whatever. And then as the years went by, I just liked it more and more and more.
So I'm gonna listen to that as I walk through this beautiful mountain road. This one's really going down at a very, very gradual pace. This actually might be an easier walk than a... than the other way. That is one thing I've definitely been noticing is it's pretty much undeniable that whenever my knees start to hurt my one bad knee, it's always from coming down from places. You know, you'd really think it would be going up. And again, going up probably does contribute a little. But I guess just because I go up kind of slowly and mindfully and like, it's not a big problem. Going down just feels like you can really just hoof her on down. And it's just surprising how much stress and strain you put on your body when you go down.
But it's another one of those things, you know? It's hard to go slow. It's hard to pace yourself. It's hard to modulate yourself in many ways in life.
And that's one of them. It seems so easy to walk down a hill. It's like there's nothing to it. But you really gotta be mindful not to go too fast. Not to rattle your fucking skeleton too much.
I was thinking too. I think that's why I kind of have a little trouble with places like that temple and with the big reclining Buddha and stuff. It's because I just don't like stopping. I just don't like it. I like to be going. I like to be moving. I mean, even though this is sort of nothing. It's just the mountain road, although it's become bamboo again. Man, this is cool just to see this much bamboo. Bamboo is like a little bit rare in Japan. You don't really see it all that often. This is the most I've ever seen for sure. There's tons of bamboo here.
But yeah, I like this better even though it's visually just a mountain road and some power lines and some bamboo and that's it. But I like it better because I'm walking through it. I'm moving through it.
So like that temple, I mean, it was cool to pass through. It's cool to see the Buddha and walk by. It's cool to see all the little statues and keep going. But I guess maybe that's why those places don't sink in as much in my mind is because I don't want to stop. I don't want to stop and contemplate. I want to be moving. I want to keep on moving. Walking meditation.
And as such, I just pass by so quickly. Whereas when you walk through a forest or up a mountain or just down a path or wherever, even just through a city, then it can really sink in because you can walk and walk and walk and walk. I got to be moving. I got to keep moving. I just don't like stopping. I don't want to stop. I'll stop and I'm fucking dead.
Here's some steps leading up and a house. Should I go up the steps? I mean, I got to go up a little bit, right? See what's up there. What is this? Oh, maybe it's nothing. Maybe it's just another little temple.
But all right, let's go up and just see. Let's see what offerings have been left here.
Oh, you know what this could be?
Apparently, there are these pilgrimages because Norahiko from Chiba said he did one that spanned four different islands like Okinawa and three other islands. And I think he said it was 88 temples. But I saw when I was doing my quick three minutes of research that there's one of those here as well that I think is also 88. I don't know if that's a common thing because here I did see a sign pointing back the way I came.
So maybe it was pointing to the next shrine. Yeah, maybe I'm on that route. Maybe this is this area is 88.
The shrine journey because yeah, the guy said it was just some web page. He said it took, it would take to do the whole 88 stops. It's like multiple days. I think it was like three days or something.
But he mentioned like, I'm not much of a temple guy, so I don't really care. And it actually made me feel a little better to just see him say it so plainly. I'm not a temple guy. Like I know that these things don't have religious significance in the same heavy way that like our Catholic churches are supposed to or whatever. Presumably they did have more weight in the past, but I guess again just because I grew up with the Catholic guilt, I mean none of that stuff means anything to me either. But it so drilled into me that it was supposed to mean something that it was some failing that never did mean anything and I never did my confirmation. So I left, quote unquote, left to the faith even though I was only in it because I was a kid with no choice. But I guess that's it. I just keep feeling like I'm supposed to have more reverence for these things. So it's kind of nice to see someone else just say like whatever, that's not my thing. I'm not into it because that makes more sense to me. It's like collecting toy cars or being into sports. I don't know. Like you're a shrine guy. You're a temple guy. You know, that's cool. Go ahead. Be that guy. It's okay that I'm not that guy. But man, that freaking Catholicism got in me some deep, some deep boys.
Because I'm just like, aren't I supposed to feel guilty? Surely I'm supposed to always feel guilty about all things. But yeah, that must be what's going on. That's what this is. Anyway, here's a, oh, they're not the lighters weren't an offering. I'm so dumb. Because there's a lighter here too, but there's all the incense sticks and the candles. The lighters there to light stuff. That's utilitarian. That's an actual good thing to leave.
What do we got here? Oatmeal mini bites.
And one cup mini. I don't know if it's, is it sake? Yeah, it's sake. Gotta be careful picking this up because I got booze on myself before, but I think this one's closed.
Sealed up.
So anyway, I'm going to listen to some Portuguese hybrid theory Lincoln Park Tribute Acts and keep on walking down the road.
So something very unexpected just happened, which is man, one thing I love about walking around in Japan is that it really does feel like a bit like in a video game or something, you know, like hoping to get a reward for your quest, but you don't know if you will. You know, you get a bit of that gambler feeling of like what's going to be around the next corner. It might not be anything, but it might be something you didn't expect at all. That's super great.
And that definitely happens more in Japan than anywhere else I've ever been. But real quick before I say, because of course it's about a toilet. It's always about a toilet with me. First let me just say the melon bread I got the other day that sort of looks like a melon that has like a green top and some kind of melon paste. I don't know what store I got that from, but I haven't been able to find it again. And it's my favorite because it actually kind of tastes like melon, but the stuff I got today it was melon pan bread with salty butter. I think it was called from Lawson's. So it didn't taste at all like melon, but man, it's so fucking good. It didn't seem very salty either, though I'm sure it's full of sodium. But yeah, that stuff was delicious. But the reason I bring that up is walking down this street. For some reason, I'm really nowhere. I can barely even hear the traffic from here. I still have not seen a single person, not a single car has gone by. I just know where and a big bathroom appeared at the side of the road, like a big fairly large, very nice bathroom facility. And I was like, holy crap, I didn't expect that.
There's this little hill behind it that I'm going up. Maybe there's a view or something. I don't know what at all the significance of this place is, why this would be here. But I thought, you know, I've been cramming my face full of melon bread and I bought some more big-sized, cranky. They only had the strawberry ones this time, but they're also pretty good. Basically, I was thinking, presumably, this is a squat toilet. There's so many squat toilets in Fukuoka. And I'm kind of really in the middle of nowhere. But, especially that I haven't seen anyone, like that even a car hasn't driven by. I was like, yeah, you know, maybe it's ironic that I was just talking about how I've avoided squat toilets. Because if there's ever a time, you know, I'm certainly not going to be holding anybody up. No one else is around. Maybe I'll finally just partake of a nice squat toilet today. And then I got in this beautiful facility that even had, I had to translate the sign because it was like a nice old lady drawing. And these very nice police officers that are very happy and smiling, but it was clearly police with a police car. So I held up the translator and it's like, hey, the town of Sasa Guri says, if you, you know, look after this place. If we find anybody vandalizing it, we will call the police.
And that's not a normal sign to see. I think it is just because this one is remote. And, you know, if somebody could mess it up and not get caught. But even that sign, it was just funny that it was so nice. Everyone in the picture was very happy. Happy cartoons. Like, hey, we're not trying to bring you down here. We know you're probably not going to fuck with it, but just don't. Please don't fuck with it. We will call the police. But yeah, as I got in this place, there was the urinals and then there was the door to where they should surely, and by all right, to be a squat toilet, but it had a wheelchair accessibility sign on it, which again, who in the heck? There's no way somebody in a wheelchair is coming up this mountain road. It's never going to happen. But that is an extremely good reason to cut it out with the squat toilets that I hadn't thought about. Like, it does cut out a whole disabled part of the population that can't even use the bathroom. Squat toilets should definitely go. It's silly to keep making squat toilets. But this place, I saw that sign and I'm like, oh my god. Against all odds, is there a normal toilet here? And I opened the door and there was. And I'm like, this is fucking amazing. Why is this here? Why is this here? You know, this is just like, here's a, you got extra XP for the quest. You got a critical blow on the enemy. You got something good in your adventure for no reason. It feels like gambling or something. It's like, how am I just walking down this weird random mountain road and a perfect pristine, amazing washroom shows up? When earlier, when I got off the train at the temple, it was like the worst washroom I've ever seen. It was a squat porta potty. Now I'm in the middle of nowhere where no one's around and I've got like the king's bathroom. It's fucking so weird. So I have to presume, because from the direction I came, it just doesn't make any sense. There must be something coming up that will put this into context. You know, there must be something around the next corner. Like I must be closer to civilization than I think or closer to something. Although, yeah, now that I'm up here, oh, that's pretty good. Maybe it is just this. There is a view up here. There's a wooden bench, but the legs of the bench are designed to look like sneakers. And yeah, the view.
I mean, I guess that's hook woke. You know, I can just see the highway cutting through the mountains and then a city in the distance. And of course, I haven't really been on the train that long. And then behind it is water and behind that more mountains. I'm trying to remember just from a map perspective, where am I?
I think I'm northeast of the city.
Not even really north, just east, just east of Fukuoka.
So it's kind of hazy, you know, I'm looking at the city from very far away. So I can't really make out any landmarks. Not that there's a ton of landmarks, but I'm trying to figure out like where would... I mean, the Fukuoka Tower and the Pepe Dome are always the ones. But I think they're possibly behind the mountain to my right.
So it's just kind of a nondescript Fukuoka. It's just there it is. The city looks small from here. Anyway, this is definitely worth it, holy shit. Go to the Nanzo and Temple, see all the statues, but then go up the mountain and go left and just follow the road. And then when you get to the amazing bathroom, I mean, that's the best landmark in the world. You can't miss that. There's just a little tiny path up from there and this view is fucking wild. This is crazy. This is just this is way better than the Buddhist statue. It's way better. Doing both of course, but definitely come do this. What the fuck? This is awesome.
Man, though, it is so far away, the city is so far away, you'd need like a real camera with proper zoom in technology or whatever. This picture... Oh, it's still a pretty good picture, it's not bad. I guess this is the new episode image, it's not gonna be the terrifying Buddhist man anymore. Yeah, my camera's not really up to the task of fully capturing this, though, I guess I must say, but it's at least a little idea of what you're gonna see.
It's pretty good, pretty fucking good. But yeah, as I've rambled about before, I mean, I do just love mountains, I love elevation of terrain, it's just... I mean, it leads to views. You just can't have views like this in like, I don't know, in a flat place. We're here, it's like the mountain... I mean, the mountain on the other side of me is even bigger than the mountain on this side. It's fucking huge, but this one on this side is relatively big.
It's down, curving in front of me, and then Fukuoka, but then there's mountains within Fukuoka, and then the bay, and yeah, in the distance, just more mountains. And then there's some mountain way off. It looks a little Fuji-shaped, but that can't be. You can't see Mount Fuji from fucking Fukuoka, right? That'd be insane. But it's some kind of big mountain. Yeah, Fuji is like, really far away from here. There's no way, there's no fucking way. But it does look like that, it's got that shape. It's actually kind of got a better shape than Fuji. What the fuck is that? I wonder what that mountain is. Yeah, now of course, no, I'm looking. I'm looking to the west. I'm not even looking in the direction of Fuji. Fuji's behind me. Yeah, I mean, I'm looking out into the bay. I have no fucking idea what that could possibly be. There's an island called Iki Island.
Iki. There's some really far out. Yeah, quarter to four, a little chill just passed. The sun just went behind some clouds. It is just starting to get a wee bit cold. So, yeah, soak in this view for a last moment, soak it in, soak it in, soak it in.
Man, I love this stuff, too, because I'm so scared of heights. I mean, like, just because in front of me, it's just kind of sloping down. And then it does get pretty steep. Ooh, yeah, I don't like this feeling if I walk over to the edge a little bit, but the edge is nowhere near me. You know, I'd have to fall and roll 20 fucking feet somehow. And then there still be all kinds of trees and branches and stuff I could grab onto. It feels very safe. And yet, I'm way up in the air. Like, this is absurd how high up I am, and just how far I can see. And it's so nice because I just can't do this type of thing in a tower. It's just too scary.
Damn. Damn, that's a fucking view. What the fuck? Well, that was unexpected. And awesome.
But yeah, it's not getting brighter or warmer out here. I'm afraid. I have to carry on. But yeah, that is a fucking 10 out of 10 discovery.
All right, one last little mini adventure.
So the road I was following back down toward the main road, it looks like both ways. Left and right. They're both on Google Maps. They're both well established roads. So yeah, on the left one, for example. So I started it in Anzoan. And there's Kura Yakushida, Sasaguri Shikoku shrine. It was apparently one of the shrines that I passed. Only one of them is labeled. And that's a pretty long name for such a tiny shrine. But then you follow that road. And it goes down to Chikuzen Yamata station, CHI KUZEN YAMAT. That was the one that the train skipped past. And I realized what happened. When I got on that train, it said it was a limited train. And I was like, hmm, I actually don't want limited. I want local. I want to make sure I can stop it, whatever stop I want to stop it. But then it was stopping at every stop. So I thought, oh, maybe I missed red. Maybe it wasn't limited. But I realized now, it did. It's just the only station it skipped for the little start point that I was on. It was this one station. So presumably I can go there and I might have to wait a little while for a local train to show up to take me back to Fukuoka. But it should be no problem. However, on my way down that road, there was a really distinct split point where the road kept going down. But then there was a mountain road that went up. You know, and one of them is the paved road, the paved road going down.
The one going up had some concrete stone parts at first. And then really quickly becomes just an unpaved mountain road. There's no way you'd ever take it back. So not to mention that it just goes up. Like the difference was kind of amazing. Like as soon as you go on this other road, within 30 seconds, since it's going up and the paved road is going down, you're like 25 feet up looking down at the other road. And it's like, woo, man. And since it was four o'clock in the afternoon and it gets dark, it's December as I record this. So it gets dark by 5.30. If it was a mountain path, I would never go up the mountain path too late in the day. But this road is so distinct and so well maintained and didn't even start off being unpaved. At first, it was like almost a normal road. And there's just that thing in my brain of like, I shouldn't go up there, you know, I got to head down, I got to go to the station. But then I was like, what am I going to do? Like come all the way back here, do this loop again just so I can then explore that road. Just fucking, just start. Just go up at a little, just see, maybe it's a dead end, maybe it stops right away. And basically, it stays well maintained the whole way. You could, with great carefulness, you could drive a car up here. It's clear people don't really, but you could. It must be a forestry access road. Because basically, I walked up it for about 20 minutes. It felt like more because, you know, it's all uphill. But it's only 20 after four now that I'm turning around and going back. Really not that bad of a detour. And I am so high up now. There are legitimately some parts where I was just saying at that other view, how being up in a mountain doesn't scare me because it's no problem. As I was going up this, I did eventually reach a point where I'm so high up and I'm just looking at all the other mountain peaks around me. And all I can see is mountains. I can really vaguely hear the traffic away in the distance, but I and through the hills, I can see that Fukuoka view from before. Sort of, it's not as good, it's hidden by a lot of mountains. But yeah, just these other mountains around me, so big and looming. And it's like, this actually is a little freaky. I'm almost on a cliff side at this point. But it's still a road. But this is where I think it is just a forestry road because there's no signs for people. There's no, hey, this is leading you to this, this many feet to this. There's just nothing. It's just a mountain road that goes up the mountain. And I kept thinking I was at the top. The thing is I was like, I just go for five minutes. Okay, go for 10 minutes. And then I thought I saw the peak. Like, oh, those trees look like they're up at the ridge. I'm close. And then I turn a corner and be like, okay, now we're there. There's the top. I got to like three different points where I felt like I was at the top. But why I'm turning around is that it finally did level out. And very vaguely seems like it's going down. But, you know, on the other side, I don't know where the fuck this thing is going. Probably just to some other town on the other side of this mountain.
And it seems so, it's so such a nice road, nice and wide, nice and flat. It was uphill, but not uphill like hiking. If it was early in the day, if it was noon, I'd just keep going. You know. And maybe it wouldn't get anywhere, but hey, you know, worst case scenario, just walk back. It really does seem like maybe it just won't. Maybe it just won't go anywhere. Maybe it does just eventually get to the point where there's no more forestry work to be done up here. So the road's just going to stop. But once it's stopped going up, it's like, right, well, I think it's safe to say at this point. This doesn't really quote unquote go anywhere, especially not on foot. Wherever it's going is a farther distance than I can go in the time that I got. And I don't really think this is worth coming back for. It really is a utilitarian road. That being said, though, as just an accidental, oh, let's just go check that out. It is pretty fucking nice. It's pretty beautiful.
I mean, it's just a nice, nice road up the mountain.
It really wasn't even all that tough. Although I was just complaining about my knee earlier. And I was like, yeah, here's my perfect opportunity to mess up my knee. In fact, I should, I'm walking too fast. I'm doing the exact thing I said not to do. I'm not that pressed for time. I've only, you know, I'm only 20 minutes out of my way. Walk slower, dude. Don't fuck up your knee.
But yeah, it wasn't actually even that hard to go up because the grade is so gentle, gentle enough for a car. That you know, it is continuous uphill, but it's not like a hike that is just like literally uphill. This was not bad. So yeah, I don't know. It was just a weird little side mini adventure. Just a mountain road didn't really go anywhere in particular. I can't say I recommend it because who knows where it even goes. But I don't not recommend it either. I mean, it is very pretty. It's very nice. But yeah, I'm at the end of my sunshine, at the end of my light.
I got like an hour left. So I walked down this, get back to the paved road, walked down that road to that station. And then from that station, I don't know, I might get on there or I might mosey through the town and try to get back to the more major station.
Sasaguri station. But I guess this is, this ties in perfectly with what I was saying before, right? It's like that's the nature of adventure. And why Japan is so fucking perfect for this type of thing is sometimes you go on the adventure, you go left where you once went right, you find a washroom just as you need one. And then behind the washroom, there's a lemon behind that rock. There's a fucking amazing view that you had no idea existed. Like what the fuck? And yeah, nothing else showed up on this road. I still have not seen a single fucking person or car. That amazing washroom is just there for that view. That's fucking so cool. Fuck god damn. Japan is so cool. It is so cool. What a cool place. What a cool. Again, I don't know, I got to like make those delineations of like, I don't know. I don't know about Japanese society and culture. Maybe it's not that cool. But just the place. What a cool place. The way it's all set up, the way it's laid out, the natural, amazingness of all these mountains. But then the what they've done with it. The way everything is accessible and just it's fucking god damn it. Man, what the fuck? What a cool god damn country. It is so fucking awesome. Man, this walk down the mountain is actually really nice. Slow down again though. I'm walking too fast. Don't fuck up your knee. Man, this is nice. Yeah, now that I'm not having to walk uphill, it's even nicer. This is actually pretty great. But again, so what I was saying is yeah, sometimes, sometimes the slot machine pays off. Ding, ding, ding. You find the amazing view. You find the place that like you could you could bring someone to. It could be like, let me show you this shit. We can take the train and we can go to this fucking big Buddha. But just hold on. Now we go up the hill. We hang a left. Now look at this view. You know, you get the bonus thing. You don't just get the Buddha that everybody sees. You get the cool bonus thing. I love finding stuff like that. Then sometimes there's stuff like this. Nothing wrong with it. It's a perfectly cromulent, beautiful mountain road. But it just doesn't go anywhere. It didn't pay off. That's actually a feeling I was getting. As I was getting near the top and it was getting especially eerie. The cliff sides were especially steep and the views were especially vertiginous. I was thinking like in a video game, there would have to be something up here. This would be like an orc fucking layer. This would be an orc fortress with you know spiked fucking logs making walls with fucking skulls on them. Big torches lit. And it's like, I don't think you want to approach this from the front. Maybe go around it. Go up into the mountains. Figure out a way to dump some boulders on these fucks or something. Like there would be something there. But this is not a video game. This is just reality. So you can't get paid off every time. Sometimes you get to the top. You turn that one more corner. One more corner. One more corner until you realize, okay, we're not even going up anymore. Now we're just turning corners and going down. There was nothing here. But still very cool. So presumably that's the last adventure for the day. So I think we can wrap up there. Just going to head back to the station and back into Fukuoka. Yet another A plus day, I felt like I was maybe being a little extra grumpy when I first got to the reclining Buddha. I don't know, maybe I was just in a bit of a mood. Maybe I just hadn't woken up all the way yet. I don't know. Maybe I just hadn't walked uphill enough to shock my system. Okay, this is eerie too. I felt this one I walked by the first time. It's like a big dam I guess. Like most of this is just natural, just a big forest. But there's a big concrete wall here with a little divot, a little a five foot wide divot in the middle. And it's stained a bit like where obviously water has run down this. So I mean, I guess it's not really a dam. I don't really know what it is or how it got built or what it's for. I mean, maybe it is a bit of a dam. Maybe it does just kind of funnel water when it rains into a narrower spout. So it doesn't erode as much or something.
Yeah, and then there is a little pool, a little concrete hole here with a pipe at the bottom, just in front of me. So yeah, I guess that is literally what this is. It's just like a little spout. So when water is rushing down the mountain, it'll come out in a narrower flow and flow right into this thing and into this fucking pipe. And then I guess not wash out the road. I think I discovered what that is. But there's something eerie about it walking by because it's fucking huge. This great big concrete wall. And it's just to see something so big and man-made in the middle of the mountain is weird and then just imagining the water, rushing down. I've still never really been in Japan and in bad weather. I had that crazy wind in Chiba and in 2019 I had some huge rainfalls but no storms. It must be fucking crazy here when that shit happens.
But anyway, yeah, like I was saying, I think the day maybe I started off a little on the wrong foot, but ultimately, holy crap, what an A-plus day. And it's funny too, because when I got home yesterday, it even seems weird to say that all that stuff I did at Desaifu was yesterday. Like that was a whole other day of adventure. How the fuck was that yesterday? Like I still just can't get over that. Like the disparity between four years of COVID time in my hometown, where I was just desperately walking through any woods and woodlots and public parks and just anything. But you know, I just like scoured the city, the city which I already knew quite well anyway. But like there's one big park in my hometown called Odell Park. It's a very nice park. And at first, I could still kind of get a little turned around in there and get a little lost. But yeah, for four goddamn years of walking through it once or twice a day, I knew every little tiny inch of that place. So you know, it's just the day is just slip by and it's like, geez, I don't even remember what I did this week type of thing. We're here. It's so radically the opposite. How the fuck was Desaifu yesterday? What the hell, man? It's just not every goddamn day. And just it's just something like Jesus fuck like this view. I'm just looking like I can't see anything but trees just looking through trees and then out over a valley and then through them on the other side is another mountain. But this is fucking beautiful as goddamn fuck. And this time of year two, I cannot recommend it enough. I hear people talk about insects in Japan or I was watching some Fukuoka vlogs last night just to see if there's anything, you know, any important stuff I missed. And somebody had to like, oh no, insects. I haven't really experienced insects in Japan. I'm not really sure how because I was here in the early summer last time. I guess I just got lucky. But yeah, in the fall, I've never, it's just, it's never an issue. Like that's the other thing in my hometown. We have some okay woods. They lack the mountains, unfortunately. But there does come a time of year when it's like you just can't go in there anymore. You'll get eaten alive. I don't know how bad the insects are in Japan, but there's, there's just none right now. There's just none. Goddamn. Goddamn. I got here late October and I couldn't have come at a better time. It's so fucking good. I mean, I know there's the cherry blossoms. I'm sure someday I'll get to see the cherry blossoms. I bet they're very nice. But Jesus man, there's a lot of benefits to the fall. Holy fuck. So anyway, I got home after Desifu and it was kind of late. And I was feeling that squeeze a little bit of like, geez, you know, I should really hit the hay. Just to get some basic stuff done, edit a little podcast and catch up on some YouTube videos and stuff. And next thing I know is one in the morning. Maybe that's why I was a little grumpy earlier today too, as I was awake a little, a little too long last night. But I kind of had that feeling of like, like, geez, just got to what? Get up tomorrow and go in another adventure. Where's the me time? Where's the time to just chillax? That's how I felt last night. But as soon as I woke up this morning, it's like, I don't feel that at all. You know, it would feel crazy to stay at home. The sun's shining outside. It's fucking Japan. Instead of like, well, let's go see the Buddha. Let's go walk through the mountains. Let's go fucking discover stuff. Man. Man. Because yeah, I might feel that same way when I get home today. By the time I get back to the train and take all the journeys back and yet again, it's not that far. But, you know, all this stuff adds up every little train journey and transfer and blah, blah, blah. Maybe it's just the darkness, too. I guess that's probably the difference. When I get home, it feels so dark. You're just enveloped by the dark and it's like, whoa, you know, you feel the opposite of wanting to go out in adventure. It's like, there's demons out there. There's scary wolves. I don't know what's out there. Your primal feelings come back of like, don't, don't go out there. And that's just terrifying. Then you wake up the next day and it's sunny and that additional little push of like, yep, it's sunny now, but you've only got the afternoon and then it's going to be dark. And yeah, it's just like, man, total 180. I just want to get out there. Okay, now I'm off the unpaved part.
And yeah, I can see the real road below me. Still deserted as ever. I still can't believe I didn't see a single car go by. So yeah, that's another benefit. Definitely the left is better because it's got that awesome view. But yet to the right, we eventually careened into a real traffic flow situation that we had to maneuver through. Not this way. This one is perfect. It's fucking nothing here. But all right, back on the real road, heading down to the station.
Then I imagine you could probably also supercharge your Japan trips if you were somewhat familiar with the language where you were just more brave than me. And now you could go into town and go hit up a crazy restaurant or something. But I'm more than happy enough just to go to the old convenience store. It always tastes extra good after going on an adventure. It's one thing I've noticed though. I mean, traveling is obviously not cheap. And setting up the initial flights and all the Airbnb's, you know, that that hurt. That's a kick in the pocket book. But since I had to set all that up early, and then you just kind of, you know, you just absorbed that you did that. And you just accept it. And it's like, okay, you know, in two months, all that stuff will pay off, all that money I spent. But now that I'm here, since I don't like do stuff, you know, I don't go places. I'm not like getting bullet train tickets that I'm not paying for Tokyo Disney land passes. And I'm not going to fancy restaurants. And I'm not going to see shows. I'm not doing anything. I'm just walking around and going to convenience stores. It hasn't been that bad, you know. Besides the occasional train ticket, it's really just food. Convenient store food is pretty much all that I spend money on while I'm here. And I mean, man's got to eat.
So yeah, it'd be nice if the flight was cheaper. And it'd be nice if the Airbnb's were a little less. But ultimately, man, there's a lot to be said, I think, for a, a nothing vacation. A vacation where you just walk around and look at stuff. Because it's just cause nothing. Buy some on a Geary, get a coffee out of a machine, bigity boom. You're set. You're set for the day.
Oh, I'm walking too fast again. I just felt that there a little bit, little twinge in my knee. That's still so, I mean, there's been so many counterintuitive things about travel in general and this trip in specific and just weird little lessons I'm learning or things that don't seem obvious. But yeah, there's no question that going downhill is harder on my knee than going uphill. I would not have guessed that. That is not where I would have put my money, but that's definitely true. Alright, I'm going to sign off and I'm going to do some walking meditation. I'm going to mindfully walk slowly down this fucking hill.
Oh, one more, one more mini adventure. Not done yet. Still going down the mountain, not at the station yet. And man, there's another, it must be, man, I kind of wonder what it looks like. I want to see what this place looks like during flood times. It must be crazy because I must just be further down the mountain from the big dam I saw earlier where this bit, it's like a big green thing. But it's like a, it's like a great kind of, but it's made of big, thick green tubes. And I guess it just slows the water as the water comes crashing down the mountain.
I've never seen anything like that, but it was like, man, and there's a house right below it. So I was like, I hope it fucking works. Or you're in trouble, my friend. But I got to another one of the little mini temples, the 88 tiny temples. There's two of them here. I presume they only count as one. But I was like, alright, let me just, I had to kind of go around a barricade to go over to them, but I was like, now I'm curious about what people have left. Oh, there's another one actually to my right. Well, let's go up. Let's see what people have left. Because somebody left a bottle of honey and lemon drink that was half empty and was poured into a cup. And in the cup was, it didn't look like a bee. It's like a wasp, you know, something in that family, but it's like the thin sleek one. Maybe it's a bad thing that I saved this. I don't know. Don't people hate wasps? I don't know. I know there's one that doesn't pollinate anything and is a pain in the ass. I don't know if this was what that was.
No particular offerings at this one. But yeah, I looked in the the cup and there was this wasp inside. And I only noticed after that the drink was honey and lemon. It seems appropriate. I must have wanted the sweet, sweet honey. But then it started moving. And I was like, whoa, this thing isn't just in there floating. Like it just flew in there. It's still alive. So I poured the cup out onto the stone. And now this will be my if instead of St. Peter at the gates, if I get judged by the Buddha, this will be this will be the quandary. Like, you know, you desecrated my temple. You poured out the offering. And it's like, yeah, well, I did it to save an insect. You would save an insect over the sanctity of the Buddha. And I'd be like, fuck yes, I would. Fuck you, Buddha. And then I fight the Buddha. But anyway, I poured this thing out and the thing was crawling. Like it hadn't been in there very long. It was just wet. But it was very much alive. So I watched it crawl. Just I wanted to watch it crawl to the edge of the liquid. Just to make sure it was like, okay. And then at that point, I mean, there's nothing else I can do. Just hopefully it'll dry out and fly away. But when it got to the edge of the liquid, it didn't leave the liquid and it stayed along the edge of the liquid. And I was like, dude, he is just slurping up the liquid. Now that he's not drowning in it, he's like, hmm, delicious honey lemon. Give it to me. So, so I just left him to drink his liquid. And hopefully he dries out and he's okay. And if he's not, who the fuck cares? It's a goddamn wasp. Stupid fucking bug. Who cares? But, but but technically I saved him. I saved a little bug. Just a weird timing. Just weird that I happen to go around the barrier and walk over there.
And that I saw him just in time. What are the chances?
Because I just had seen my first car go by just before that. And I just passed my first human, just passed a lady raking up her front yard. For all intents and purposes is nobody around here. Nobody was coming to save you. Waspy. Waspy boy. You were spared.
Oh man, yeah, here now it's on the other side. It's from the other mountain. There's another shrine over here. Oh, with a cat. Oh, it's like barricaded off. I don't know what this one is. But there's more of these barricades with the gouge in the middle to slow down and direct the flow of water. Probably better to watch it on YouTube not to try to come up into the mountains during flood season so that I can be washed away. And then I'll be the wasp. But yeah, it is funny. Obviously, obviously the wasp can have no greater understanding of what's going on in his life. He doesn't quite know what was going on with him drowning. He doesn't know that he got saved, but just that he didn't he didn't escape. He didn't go like, woo, that was a close one. Let's get out of here. He just immediately went to gorge on this and give me the honey lemon. Awesome. Anyway, there we go. Surely to fuck that's the final adventure of the day. But if a flash flood happens, I'll try to turn on the recorder before I get swept down the mountain. But I believe that will do it. It's really getting dark now. The uh, the lights are on. On this mountain road, but uh, even that's nice to notice. It's like, oh yeah, there are lights on this road. That's good. That's good to know. Yes, 459. And I've noticed it's very visible. Here goes a car again. Yeah, I'm slowly returning to civilization. Yep, straight down this road to the station.
But yeah, I've noticed it's, uh, it really is like, oh, it's the five o'clock ringing. Japan is such a great place to just walk around. But yeah, I noticed that it, uh, it's quite visible until literally five minutes before it's pitch black. Because it gets dark so gradually, you don't really notice it still feels pretty light. So yeah, it's pretty comfy. I feel all right about this. Let's end with the local five o'clock tune. Fade in us out.