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#69 Christmas Day in Tokyo

1 hour 31 minutes

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A beautiful, warm, sunny Christmas day in Tokyo. Luckily, since it's Christmas day and not Christmas Eve, all semblance of Christmas is gone. It's fucking outta here. Don't worry though, I got one more downbeat Christmas story to match with last episode's downbeat Christmas tone. I'll get to that later. No big hurry. Right now, I'm actually walking through a cemetery, certainly an appropriate place to be laughing to myself while I record a fucking podcast. This is nice. What is this called?

Somay Cemetery, S-O-M-E-I Cemetery. So today's plan since I was like, what do I want to give myself for Christmas? If I could give myself a Christmas present in Japan, what would it be? And my true Christmas present that I would like is to go to the mountains and hike around, but I'll be doing that soon enough. I'm going to an Airbnb in West Tokyo tomorrow. So today I'm in the city and pretty much if I had to pick, if I had to pick, probably my favorite part of Tokyo. I mean, you know, it's all good. There's really no bad parts. I guess like if you get, when you get out West, but you don't go far enough out West to get to the mountains, then it's kind of a lot of trucking routes and stuff. If I had to pick up part of Tokyo, this not so great, that might be it. The stretch kind of between Tachikawa and Hajima say, but even that is actually not bad. I haven't really walked around that neighborhood. There's still parts of it I really like. So I might do a bit of that too when I'm out West. So yeah, even the bad parts good. But I think my favorite is the walk from Oji station to Nakayitabashi or vice versa on the Shikouji River. Not only because it's just a really nice walk down a really nice river, the Nakayitabashi side is a little bit, uh, that's maybe a little bit plain. It's like a neat little neighborhood where, uh, where I like it just because my first Airbnb in Japan was there. But the Oji side is actually pretty pretty pretty. It's pretty nice.

But anyway, there's that and you can kind of triangulate from there and go to Ikubukuro too, optionally. And Ikubukuro, it's like the the mini version of everything, but kind of the better version. It's like a mini anime town. It's a mini video game place. It's a mini just hub of stuff. And even going to Kabukicho the other day, it was really cool to go there. But it was the video game connection to the Yakuza games that really made it kind of pop for me. As far as kind of a CD red light district, I actually like Ikubukuro better as well, the west side of Ikubukuro, because it's just smaller and it's just calmer and like you still get the vibe. You still get the stuff that you would get in Akihabura. You still get the stuff you'd get in Kabukicho. You still get all this stuff, but it's just less intense and less packed full of people. Ikubukuro is the shit, but it's still, it's the optional part of this journey. It's really the walk on the Shikouji River. That's my favorite. So it's a Monday today and, uh, the trains were a lot less busy. You know, it's around, uh, this is a bit past noon now. Yeah, it's 1 p.m. now. So I was on the trains a little before noon. Way less crowded than, uh, the weekends, the weekends are so insane. This was like pretty nice. Not bad. Took a little journey to, uh, Shinjuku. Shinjuku Station. Man, it's confusing. Just getting to the JR lines. Whew. Because I guess it's like the individual train carriers all have, oh, there's a little cat, cemetery cat. But there's arrows pointing to all the individual train carriers, but the JR line, the Yamanoate, it's just kind of a general. This way for the JR and if you lose track of those arrows, man, you know, it took me, it's complicated. Man, what a confusing station. That was a weird thing too, where again, just the stuff that is like the most general knowledge. The stuff you can't imagine, somebody not knowing, but until you know it, you don't know it. Where the Yamanoate line, it's the major line in Tokyo. It's just a circle. It's a circle that goes around to all the big neighborhoods. You can book a road being one of them. And it's fantastically convenient and it's also nice because you technically can't go the wrong way. If you do go the wrong way, you're going to be on the loop a little longer, but you'll get to where you're going eventually. But in 2019, there was something weird going on with Google Maps. You couldn't download a pre-downloaded map. My connection to the internet is always spotty at all times. So I downloaded this Tokyo subway app and I didn't realize at the time that for whatever reason this app did not take into account the JR lines. It was everything but JR. So I was using it to navigate and it was like, okay, if you want to get from this neighborhood to that neighborhood, go on this line and go here and connect here and go here. And it all worked and I could get places. But I was like, man, this is really complicated. This seems strangely difficult to get to places. And I don't remember how I figured out about the JR line. I think just from literally seeing it because it's above ground. And I was like, now what the hell is this? How can I have never been on this train? This was only a few days in to being in Japan. It didn't take too long. Probably maybe a week at most. It's like, I've never been on that train. What the hell is that train? And that's when I learned that there's this big loop that is mostly what you need to get places in Tokyo. And I was like, what the heck is this app? How come this app didn't tell me about that? But just funny to think that a person would not know about that. But I mean, hey, till you know, you don't know. And it's like that with every city. Like there's just such obvious stuff about, you know, Granville Street in Vancouver. Or I think I've always Bloor Street in Toronto. Because Toronto's famous enough that I knew Young Street. But I never heard a Bloor Street ever. And it turns out it's extremely important. You're on it all the time. Turns into the Danforth or then Bathurst or whatever. But Tokyo, the Yamano Te Line. How do you not know that? Well, because I didn't know that. Because I'm not from here.

But anyway, I was taking the Yamano Te today and I was like, I guess I'll, you know, get off at Yuki Bukuro. But my plan was pretty much to walk right to OG. Then I was looking at the other stations. And I'm like, well, where else does this thing stop? And I realized if I went one or two stations farther than Yuki Bukuro, I could get a little closer to OG. And just as a change of pace, you know, start from somewhere else. I can go to OG, walk to Naka Yitabashi. And then if I want to go to Yuki Bukuro, it's very easy. It's like four or five stops from Naka Yitabashi on a very unbusy train. And whether I do that or not, we'll see.

But I went with Sugamo. And when I got off here, I realized, oh, wait a second. It took a sec for it to sink in. But I'm like, oh, I have been here before. But I never really knew where it was or how it related to anything because my level of map having was so low in 2019. But because I just walked around these neighborhoods so much because my Airbnb was here for like 40 days near here. It's like, oh, yeah, I have walked by here before. I do recognize this place, but I never came often enough for it to sink in or for me to ever really know where it was or to commit the name to memory or it was never a target. Like, oh, I should go to Sugamo and then whatever. So that's kind of cool. Just to come back to one of these places that I just randomly drifted through like some kind of ghost back in 2019. And then forgot about it. It's like, oh, here we go. Here I am. And then on the way is this cemetery. And there's one more park too. Nishigahara Minano Park. I'll go swing by there as well. And then I'm very close to Asuka Yamapark, which is just the cool park that's next to Oji.

Walk from Oji up to fucking Nakaitabashi. Just again, this random little stretch that's just not particularly notable for anything really. It's just my favorite. If I'm going to pick one thing to do while I'm still in central Tokyo, that's the thing. Merry Christmas to me.

Oh, I finally met the Germans who were staying at my Airbnb. They were outside the Airbnb as I left.

Smoking. And yeah, they're like in the early 20s. I don't know. It's one of these things that made me think like I don't necessarily regret not coming to Japan earlier. I feel like I kind of came when it was time to come. In my late 30s, when it's like a little bit of the sparkle was going away from traveling in North America. And now it's time to go kick things up a notch. Where if I came here in my early 20s, I wouldn't be a surly smoking German guy, obviously. But yeah, I don't know. It just would have been a different experience. I'm sure it would have been good in its own right. But I'm kind of happy with how things all worked out in that sense. But yeah, I don't know. It's just funny. The just on the very surface level. It just says like, hey, yo, Merry Christmas or whatever. But just the difference between meeting Daniel from Vancouver who did send me one more email just to tell me what he was up to. Ask me what I was up to. I suspect that's probably it now. But we'll see. But just like so comfortable and so nice and so approachable and like send me emails and shit. You know, you're just immediately friends if you meet another Canadian. Where are these German guys? I'm sure they're nice if you get to know them. But there's just that initial vibe is not open. It's probably just a cultural thing. You know, it's just like, hey, if you're not my friends, then you're not my friend yet. So so I'm just going to sort of be a surly smoking guy who peers at you. And begrudgingly says Merry Christmas. It's just like, I don't know. The vibe is just like, okay, enjoy your smoking gentlemen. Let's let's never hang out. You're so you're so not fun. Oh, I just remembered. Why can't do this cemetery? I just remembered.

There's one more thing I meant to do while I was in this hood that I totally forgot about. Because this is quite a big cemetery is that there's a really big cemetery. Just a little past, this and soji shrine, probably quite a bit past it actually. And there's one of those places I just randomly wandered through back in 2019. And I wanted to go back there. My plan was to just just walk. And it's like, if I found it the first time, I'll probably find it again. But looking at the map, I'm not entirely sure where it is. I might have to do a little research on that one. Yeah, maybe I'll do that tonight to see it at night. And then if I want to go walk through it in the daytime, I could do that tomorrow on my way out. Although seeing it at night is probably fine.

It's cooler at night anyway. Yeah, these big cemeteries in Japan, they do kind of, you know, I feel like it's probably semi disrespectful that I'm just walking around doing a podcast. But but people are just walking their dogs and stuff and hanging out. And the one that I'm thinking of has like a playground in it and stuff. Like it's almost more like a park than a full-on cemetery. I don't know. Anyway, I'm exiting the cemetery now. Yeah, geez, I forgot all about that.

Anyway, the downside so far to Christmas, this is just kind of weird because I don't quite know what's going on. Is yesterday I bought to one of the brown sugar lattes from the vending machine so I'd have it ready to go. I wouldn't have to detour to the vending machine. I could just drink it, go straight to the fucking train, get out of the neighborhood. And it was weird. As soon as I cracked this thing open and took a drink, I noticed like a pretty distinct pain in my throat from swallowing. And I did another little test. Yep, it hurts every time I swallow. But I didn't notice that at all till that moment. And it's like surely I took a few swigs of water or something and back at the Airbnb. What the heck is going on here? Is this the sign of a cold or did I sleep on my throat weird? It literally felt like somebody had karate chop me in the throat. I don't know what was going on. And that's just persisted. Every time I swallow, it hurts.

It kind of a lot. But everything else feels fine. And I don't know. I've cried wolf so many times about thinking that I was getting sick and I still have not. So I guess I won't belabor it. Now though that I'm talking about it, I feel like it's maybe progressed a little in the last two or three hours. That it doesn't just hurt when I swallow. I'm starting to just feel it in general. So I guess, I guess it's like something. But I don't know. There's been, again, many, I've got to be at least four times on this trip that I was really sure I was getting sick. And then I don't. So this one feels the most like that. But who knows, maybe not. I mean, if I've had four miracles, why not five? Or I guess I have had sometimes where I do have some kind of soreness in my throat, but it doesn't progress to a full cold. It literally is just my throat. It's not really that bad. And I can just ride it out with some cough drops and then in two or three days, it's gone. So whatever, I guess we'll see. I'm thinking even worse case scenario, even if I am actually getting sick. I feel like this is kind of good timing because I'm out of here tomorrow. And you know, then I do have to meet up with the Airbnb guy. This isn't a self-checking. I have to actually meet the guy. But then once I'm done that, that's the last time I necessarily even really need to interface with anybody. I'm just going to be straight on to back to the Western Tokyo, hiking up the mountains and stuff. And I'm going to do that whether I'm sick or not. Fuck it. I can't be stopped. If I got to hike through the mountains while I'm sick, hey, whatever dude, no problem. I'll just drink a shit ton of coffee and I'll power through. And it's just me and mother nature together. But yeah, like I said, I've already done this several times on this podcast where I'm like, pretty sure I'm getting sick finally and then I just don't. So, hey, who knows? Maybe it's nothing. Sure does hurt though for nothing. Sure does hurt. It's a good excuse though to guzzle ridiculous amounts of coffee. See, I'm just on the last little stretch right to that park by OG station. I'm going to get a fucking coffee out of this machine and get a mosean. Is this another almond thing? Because I just saw an almond coffee the other day. And I was like, oh, what is that? Then it's like once you see something once, sometimes it's like you realize it was all over the place. Four shadowing. Four shadowing. I'm going to talk about homeless guys a bit more later. I just realized how many homeless people I've actually seen and didn't really fucking internalize it. Now, I guess not. These little symbols on it look kind of like almonds but maybe they're cocoa beans. I don't know. Whatever.

Coffee time. All right. Let's mosey to OG.

Yeah, it's a cocoa bean thing. Actually, this might not be coffee at all. Maybe it's just chocolate milk. In that case, this could be a perfect opportunity to get a black coffee at the next coffee machine I passed and mix them together. And yeah, even though a lot of neighborhoods in Japan sort of feel the same, just the mix of them is unique. You know, like there's just a specific balance of different types of buildings and stuff.

And yeah, like this one in particular, I just really, just again, because I just spent 40 days and 40 nights walking around in this general area. Man, it really just feels right. Like, it's the really old houses in specific. I'm walking by this house that is like really old, really weathered very old time house. There's not really a ton of really old houses in Japan. It seems like the older buildings are usually temples and stuff like that. Just as far as residents go from what I've heard, they kind of rebuild every 30 years or so. You don't really want an old house. You want a newer house. So this house is really old. I mean, it looks like 80 years old or something. And it hasn't been repainted in a long time. It's just kind of weathered. But there's bicycles outside and there's like little meters being with readings on them and cables going in and like, it's a house. People live there.

And just that, I guess, that mix of the really old houses, it just feels very comfortable. Because I guess I even noticed this when I first came from Senganjaya back up to Itabashi. And I was like, yeah, geez, you can just feel that it's much less economically well off in this neighborhood. But it's like comfortable. And this just, this is the feeling of Tokyo that I like the best. Again, probably just because it's where, where I first landed. And it just, uh, yeah, just remember seeing some of these houses. And I'm like, man, like, you could only get away with this in a temperate climate. If this was a Canadian house, it would be like, uh, I don't know, somewhere where you could use it as a meat locker to store fucking animals that you've hunted in. Or something, you know, it would be an ice box you couldn't live here. But in Tokyo, as evidenced by the fact that it's a bright, sunny, beautiful, warm day on Christmas, you can. It's probably a little unpleasant in there, but you can get away with it. And yeah, just really like this feeling, this feeling of old-style Japan. And yet there's a 7-11 up ahead of me. Like, it's still got all the stuff. There's still all kinds of modern places. And I mean, I'm only a stone's throw from Ikebukuro from here. But yeah, I don't know. It's just nice. It's my favorite place to walk through in the city, for sure. Man, I'm filling myself up with way too much liquid. So if I do get a black coffee now to mix with this, uh, cocoa, I might do that. But this thing is like, I definitely don't want this much liquid in me, but I feel like I have no choice when I see something I've never seen before. I have to try it. So this one, it's like one of the machines that they could sell beer in. It looks like one of the beer machines. And it has a little weird extra slot, presumably that's the, you know, thing to scan your ID or whatever the hell. But that's taped over, so it just has normal drinks in it. And then there's just a little red can with no indication at all of what it is. It's just a red can with, uh, little white sort of flower-looking symbols kind of.

Morinaga. I don't even know what that brand is. And if it is, uh, if it's like a non-alcoholic sake, like the last mystery can that I found, I don't even want that. I didn't really like it. But all I can translate off this is the translator says something about how it contains rice noodles. And it's hot. Maybe it's like a soup. I don't know, but I got to find out.

It is my duty, because what if I never see this again? What the heck? All right, so it is very hot. Uh, darn it. I knew I knew that's what this was. Amazake. It's a traditional Japanese drink made from rice. This is exactly what this is going to be, just the weird non-alcoholic sake. Well, it's hot now, but that doesn't mean I need to drink it hot. I'm just going to save this. I'm just going to tuck this away in a pocket. And I'm going to drink it later when it's cold. And we'll see how it holds up cold, because, uh, because yeah, I don't want it. I'm already getting a little bloated from all the coffees I've drank today. I don't need more liquid in me. But at least that kind of, I think that, that definitely, uh, nails that down. That if I see a weird can with no indication at all of what type of liquid it is, two out of two have been non-alcoholic sake, so I think it's safe to say that's, that's what it's going to be.

Alright, I'm walking up the Shikouji River from Oji Station. And it's about three o'clock. You know, I think I'm just going to walk up here to approximately Naki Itabashi. That's my old hood, but you know, somewhere there about, but since it's going to be pitch black by 530, I might just walk back down this river after when it's dark. Because I just, uh, I just like it. I like this stretch. Why not do both.

But yeah, I don't, uh, I mean, I don't quite know what to say about all this, because this is obviously an extremely vapid about nothing podcast, but that's kind of by design. You know, that's what it should be. I'm just some guy walking around a country where I can't speak the language. You know, there's no point to this. This is, uh, it's the Roman holiday. It's the pointlessness podcast.

But it's certainly worth remarking on just the phenomenon of kind of willful ignorance or just thinking you don't see stuff when you do. Where yesterday at my downbeat Christmas Eve episode, I was saying how I saw a homeless guy in a subway station. And in my mind, that was like, oh, it's my first homeless guy. It seems weird that after it took two months. And just since then, I've just been realizing more and more. Like, it is absolutely not the first homeless guy that I saw. I just, it's just not sticking in my mind. I'm just, I'm just ignoring it. Which is the classic, just homelessness thing, right? Is it people just ignore it?

Because yeah, just now, just now, going through that park by OG station, there were two guys sleeping in that park. And it's not like coincidence. It's not like, oh, gee, it's just all of a sudden now. There's homeless people around. It's just that I'm paying attention now. It just took quite a while to do that.

Because I guess it is just stuff like that kind of things a little bit on the fringes.

I mean, that one's pretty direct. But the guy in the subway was so direct. But even because I released these episodes far, far back from when they're actually being recorded. So I was just editing the episode where I went to Shibuya and Jiyogi Park, one of my first days back in Japan. And in that podcast, I say like, oh, there's a homeless guy I'm walking by. That's my first homeless guy that I've seen. And I guess that one didn't really stick in my mind because that neighborhood is kind of known for having homeless people in it. And the public washroom at the bottom of Jiyogi, like just at the southern end. I was saying like there's always like liquor bottles in there. And I guess I didn't say it directly, but it's assumed that those are from homeless people.

So I guess just because that's the homeless neighborhood kind of, you know, or that that's kind of how it's known. It's known for being such a mix of trendy high-end fashion stores and stuff and drunk homeless guys. You know, it's all just like that's quote unquote supposed to be how it is. So I just did just didn't stick in my mind.

But last night, my plan was to go to Sukushima and find the spot where you can see the sky tree and the Tokyo Tower. But man, in those episodes, I added the specific coordinates and you really do need them because I couldn't find the spot again. I couldn't find the exact spot without the actual coordinates, but anyway, whatever. And then I was just going to walk along the shore and maybe go up to Sonsouji Temple. But Sonsouji is not close. It's actually really far. So as I walked up the river, I eventually just kind of gave up and was like, okay, I'm just going to go home.

But as I was walking along one of those shores, there was a homeless guy who I realized I've seen before. I've seen that specific guy before. I passed by him in that same area. And still, it just like didn't stick in my mind until now. It's just such a weird phenomenon.

But in this case, he had like quite a large cart filled with stuff.

And he was just sitting on one of the rocks and he had like a bag of chips and one of the little cartons of wine that looks like a little juice box. But it's got wine in it. And it was dark at this point. And just the other people were passing him and not paying attention, of course. And it was just like if you wanted to be poetic about this, you know, like some kind of fucking dickhead, it really was just like man, the scene of like that view is so beautiful. The view across the river, right around where the Simitra River splits at the head of Sukashima on either side of it. It's just beautiful. From this side, it's beautiful. The other day when I was walking along there from the other side, I kept turning around to look at it, just looking at the buildings lit up at night. They just look gorgeous. They look so, so pretty.

But in this case, it was just this guy sitting there. He had like a little cushion to sit on the rock and just staring across at all these apartment buildings.

Yeah, it's one of those things where I don't know what to say because it's just like it's so easy to just have this like bullshit artsy poetic view of like, oh, what a what an image of homelessness, what a moving image, the tragic beauty of this.

Because it's just like, how do you really understand what it's really like? It's not fucking poetic to this guy. He doesn't give a sweet fuck. Even just I did this idea of him like staring for lonely at the apartments across the water. Like, I'm sure if that ever happened, he's well beyond giving a fuck about thinking about anything in that capacity. That's just some fancy pants and bullshit. You know, that's just some stuff that a person like me would think of.

So anyway, the same as the guy in the subway the other day, I gave this guy $100 also and just gave him a Merry Christmas. And it certainly doesn't make me feel better like, oh, I helped this guy. Like if anything, it feels worse. It feels awful just to, I guess I mean, I think this is why people tend to just ignore these situations. Because if you just ignore it, then you just ignore it and you just move on and you walk by. When you quote unquote help, it just brings into such sharp relief like how little you're doing now little this matters and what an empty dumb gesture it is. But at least again, I don't know, all I can figure is at least maybe for that day and like the next morning doesn't take long to go through $100. But at least, you know, maybe his next morning would be a little less bad. I don't know. That's what I mean. That's what else can you.

I don't know. It's just again, there's nothing to say about it. It's just...

I guess it's that I just kind of, I guess I'm approaching at the same as everything else in this trip of just just walking around.

Just absorbing this, the environment. I'm not going that in my way obviously to look for homeless people or try to help them or anything because I've just been very much missed that they even exist mostly.

But I'm trying not to deliberately ignore them either. It's just like those were the guys that I happen to cross paths with. Those were the guys that just circumstances lined up that it's like, well, I do have a lot of these bills in my wallet right now.

At least I can help them, I guess. I don't know. Again, I don't know what to say about it. Let's just go back to being a vapid podcast about nothing, but I just thought I'd bring it up.

The first hand evidence of just, yeah, missing out completely on. Like how can you say, oh, there's my first homeless guy that I've seen. How can you say that more than once, weeks apart? And the answer is, because you're just not paying fucking attention. I have not been paying attention. But anyway, there's really no good way to transition from that back to what this podcast is usually about, which is fucking absolutely nothing. So I guess we'll just awkwardly shift back to absolutely nothing as I keep walking up the river.


Alright, back to Wapitland, so that non-alcoholic sake stuff. I should really look that up, because this can had some stuff about how it's an ancient drink and health properties, and it's yadda-yadda.

I don't really know. I don't quite know exactly what it is. But I think it's actually better cold. When it's warm, I don't know. There's something just a little bit eerie. It's like a creepy drink. It tastes weird. We're cold. I still don't know that I'd go out of my way to buy it. But it just seemed... it just felt more natural. I don't know. It just seemed easier to drink. But anyway, I'm in walking up this particular stretch. It really does make me realize that there's like layers. There's definitely layers to being back in Japan where being in new places... I mean, it's cool because they're new. I like just exploring a new place. But going back to these specific places that I know so well from last time I was in Japan, it really feels like a different kind of being in Japan, being back in Japan. I guess it's just because... because these are like... like I guess... why not? Let's just be pretentious, right? Let's just go all the way. All the way back to like just pretentious, fucking idiot guy traveling the world on his dead, dads, dimes. I think he's got something important to say. Let's go all the way. Because these places that I spent so much time in, the first time I visited Japan, because I would just think about them so much during COVID times. And when I was like... I mean, this specific stretch on this river from Nakai to Bashita Oji, I just walked it so many times in my mind while I was trying to fall asleep at night or whatever, that it's like if you have like a pathway in your brain, if your brain is just grass and as you walk, you know, you walk the same place enough times you, you wear a trail into the grass. Like there's a trail morn into my brain of this place. So when I'm back here, it's like instead of just that general, how cool it feels to be back in Japan. This feels double cool because it's like I'm back in Japan and I'm back in my own memory at the same time. I wonder what stuff next time I come to Japan. Like will there be stuff from this journey that will now be added to the docket? Like when I first got here and I was just so excited to be back in Japan and I was like, hey, Seng and Jaya with the fucking big gorilla on the building and everything. This seems so great. Surely I'll add this to the docket. But I don't know, I mean in hindsight, it's like it was great to be back in Japan, but that particular neighborhood, I just realized more and more that that central, crowded, sort of up and coming neighborhood is not, not where I necessarily feel especially comfortable. Like if I was to go back to Seng and Jaya, where would I go? I mean besides walking by the gorilla building, which is like whatever, just the gorilla building. You know, I might not. Fukuoka, there's a bunch of stuff. Oh man, I'm going back to Dazai Fum, I'm going back on that mountain, I'm going back up north to the weird peninsula and the fucking observation deck on that one fishing island like absolutely. I'm doing all that stuff. That's all added to the docket. This is me to River, I mean for sure. For sure. I don't know if I'll get another Airbnb right by there. Maybe I mean, I guess price is a factor. But I got to walk up and down the Samida a couple times for sure. But as far as central Tokyo goes, it's pretty tough to fucking top this one. Part of it is just the role of the dice, just that this is where my first Airbnb was. But man, it was like, what a good spot to first be in Tokyo at. Like it's just, it's just really nice. Man, I like this fucking walk. It's even weird too. I mean, you can kind of hear in the distance, some creaking and stuff. Like as you go by different parts of this river, there's, you know, trains going by and there's traffic gets slightly louder. In this case, it's construction. It borders on a bunch of much busier, much more developed areas. I'm always surprised if you like leave the river at random times. I'm not always surprised where I end up. I'm like, oh, this place, this major street or this big intersection was right next to the river the whole time. Whoa. But if you just stay on the river, you can avoid all that stuff. So here's the thing. I don't know if y'all recall my episode where I was talking about the Maguro River down in Sengenjaya walking along that. And there's these areas that are like lower down. There's these steps that go down, midway down the river bank. And then there's just these flat areas that are always cordoned off. I noticed earlier today that one of them was open and there was like a little pond down there.

And now I'm walking by another one and this one doesn't have any water. It's just flat grounds like some grass and dirt. But there's a lady down there walking her dog like they're open now. What the heck are those things? Why are they always closed and now why are they open? I still have no idea. And that's just a weird thing like I tried to Google that but what do you even search for? It's such an abstract thing I'm trying to describe. And I don't know. I mean maybe it's nothing. Maybe it's not even worth remarking upon. It's just it's just a feature of the river. Maybe it's just how the natural there was like a natural shelf. Oh wait, this is getting really loud. The heck. Oh this particular noise of work is because it looks like they're tearing down an old building. But yeah maybe it's not even something worth remarking on. Maybe it's just a natural feature of what the river was like before. It became you know like the way these rivers and Tokyo kind of have concrete banks and stuff. Maybe they're just were little shelves of land originally so they're just they're just still there. Maybe it's nothing but I don't know. But then why aren't they just open all the time? Like why maybe they're closed off at certain times of year because I don't know like different water levels or something could make it like less safe to walk down there. Maybe it's like I don't fucking know. Anyway some mysteries remain a mystery. Oh there's that 7-11 where the sign outside is black. The 7-11 with no color. I didn't go in there last time. Let's go in this time. Let's get some cursed food. I think I said this last time but it feels like in an RPG like this is where you would go to buy this is like the black market. This is the the dark underbelly where the food you buy here has like weird curse effects and poison and stuff. And instead of eating this stuff you'd throw these items at your enemies and hope that they're dumb enough to eat them. It's just such a small thing but it's so creepy. It's the colorless black and white 7-11. It's so weird.

Man there's little parts of this neighborhood I forgot about somehow. I was like I must be getting close to Nakaitabashi now because the sun is pretty much down at this point and then I saw the big overpass overhead and I'm like oh yeah how do I forget about that? That's the one I was walking down when I came here from Sangajaya and that I passed all the time. It's like oh yeah the little fishing spot. How did I forget that? And right uh well passed that normally but before that for me now coming from the OG direction there's this nice little shopping street that I'm like oh yeah shit I forgot about this I love this little street and it's all lit up and pretty I'm like I'm gonna walk up this and then walk over to the busy highway and just loop around walk down that back to the river because that's another one of these places that just kind of got emblazoned in my mind I would just think of there was a just a little family mart over there under the overpass I think I only went there one time and bought some noodles and just sat there and ate them but for some reason I was just remembered it very clearly or I mean I say that even though I just forgot about it but I don't know I'm a little wiped today I think my my sore throat is definitely a thing hopefully it's one of these two or three day dealies that'll just go away I drank two with a vitamin C drinks and then I bought some of these vitamin C lozenges I hope you can't oh D on vitamin C because I'm fucking going nuts with this shit but anyway walking up this little street there's a little bookstore that I went to with my friend Brad back 2019 and I'm like let me just stop in there and it seemed to be new stuff not not use magazines like the store I found in East Tokyo with the Fiona Apple magazine but then I wasn't sure because as I looked around I saw a magazine with ghost world on the front the old Thora Birch Scarlett Johansson based on the comic book by Dan Close and I was like what in the hell is this I had to like seek around for the publication date but yeah it was from 2023 some kind of magazine about youth movies and that's the kind of thing like if I wasn't just a one book bag minimalist guy if I just had an apartment to fill with stuff mainly it would be old video games but I would buy shit like that in a second I would buy the magazine with ghost world on the cover I mean what better a coffee table book than a Japanese magazine you know that's about stuff that you think is cool but sure maybe you can't read it but who cares it's just a flip through on your coffee table it's just something to look cool on your shelf I'd buy that in a second however because I live the life of the one book bag I I'm not allowed to buy anything that I do not ingest and pretty much so I did not buy it but what a cool weird thing I mean I don't know it's like I feel like that's like a stereotype about Japan but it's so true like just a magazine about ghost world 23 years after I mean there's no magazines in North America about ghost world you know no one's thought about ghost world in a long time even just that there is a store full of magazines and books and anthologies and comics it's just a very nice feeling because that's rapidly disappearing around where I'm from around my part man I also just passed a pachinko parlor that if I remember right I think that's the first pachinko parlor and almost the only pachinko parlor I've ever gone in yeah I'm pretty sure that's the one I went in just to just to scope it out just to see how it felt and it felt loud and awful and even the difference between 2019 and now there's already in just the last four years way less smoking you weren't allowed to smoke in the place in 2019 but it smelled of smoking people had been smoking in those environments I didn't go in today so I don't know but the one that I went into in Kabukicho did not smell like cigarettes at all man this is nice though I fucking love this neighborhood it's so good I was thinking though one of the things I think that makes a nostalgia feel especially nice the rose colored glasses is I was even just thinking of on this trip when I went to try to get to that waterfall in Fukuoka and then there had been a landslide so I could only get to the small first waterfall and I didn't make it to the second one saga even though that was pretty recent I was thinking about that how at the end of that day I got caught in like farmer fields in these squares of of street with fields inside the squares and no literally no lights pitch black almost no traffic thankfully and I was walking around trapped in there and then I found a bridge finally my after I failed attempt to get to a bridge and then I crossed over to some other weird neighborhood and I walked to a station and just whatever and I was thinking like even that that only happened I don't know what was that two weeks ago already thinking back to that I'm like that was so cool what a weird night what a strange strange little adventure but I think the trick is already in my memory even after this little bit of time what you don't remember is being tired whenever I think back to places I've been just weird places I've explored I don't ever remember that I was exhausted at the time that's one of the first things to go because at the time it was like geez what have I gotten myself into what in the god's name is this because I had been out all day hiking around on creepy zombie movie feeling mountains and stuff and I knew I had a long way to go till I got back and I wasn't totally sure how to get there I was very exhausted and just like this is kind of miserable what the heck is this but in my memory I just remember the visuals I just remember the visual of walking through that place and visually what a weird cool experience pitch black at night in some weird neighborhood and yeah it's just something to realize that like oh yeah that is totally a big part of what puts the rose colored lens on your little nostalgic memories is that in your memory you're well rested you're not exhausted and you're not tired if I think back to today I'm not going to remember that I had a sore throat I'm not going to remember that I was pounding coffees just to try to battle back against this encroaching feeling of being worn down and worn out that's all going to disappear I'm only going to remember this visual of walking down this street and these lights and how pretty this is which I guess is a good reason not to accentuate the negative in the first place because you're probably not going to remember it anyway so why bother you know just power through also to look at the upside since I do have to get up and out of the Airbnb by 10 a.m. tomorrow even though I've been staying up late a lot of times at this Airbnb and throwing off my sleep schedule I really don't have that option today I just can't but the upside just starting to feel sick even if it doesn't last even if it goes away is that in this little bit while it's here this is like the one time when I can successfully fall asleep it's the one time my body is like yeah we're worn out dude go to bed I usually never feel like that so that's a bonus maybe I'll feel like that tonight however today's adventure is far from over gonna go walk around not get you to bashy neighborhood possibly walk back down to OG station again then go to that I'm trying to figure out because I don't have an internet connection what the big cemetery is that I wanted to go walk through again at night because I know it's connected to a station and it's not too far somewhere between Oeno and and since OG temple and I think the only thing I can see on here this seems like it fits is Napoli station where I got trapped on my way into Tokyo from the airport and I literally couldn't get out of the station so I guess I can go there again and see if I can exit this time I still don't know what happened there that was very weird Although, you know, from OG, it doesn't look like it's that far. I say that, but I mean, it's fucking very far. But on a map, it doesn't look that far. So I don't know, we'll see, but that's the plan. Those are my final plans for this hood. By this hood, I mean all of Central Tokyo. And that was actually kind of cool. It's amazing how easy it is to get turned around in Japan, where all I had to do was go to the overpass at the end of that shopping street and follow it back down to the river. And I don't know how, how that didn't work. But I mean, I guess the overpass, it is like a whole second street system in the sky. It does split off at some points and go different places and stuff, so I don't know. I was following the wrong thing. I'm not sure. But anyway, I ended up a little off course, but it was kind of cool because without a map, that would have, I don't know what would have happened. That would have completely been thrown off. I don't know how I got anywhere at all in 2019. But in this case, I just kind of got to walk around a little neighborhood that somehow even though I walked around this area like crazy, I just was never there before. I'd never been there. And I'm like, oh, this is cool. Put a neat little place. And then I figured out how to make it connect back up to this river. And it's such a weird feeling because when you follow the river, you're just walking in a straight line along the edge of the river, which is running a lot harder up here. You can hear it. But yeah, it's weird when you approach it from just a random side where you're just walking down the street and you just come to a little bridge where normally you just cross the bridge and keep going and whatever. But if you turn, it's like, boom, suddenly now you're connected in to this river walk.

It's just a very weird change of perspective. But yeah, with all this extra wandering around and stuff, I'm almost at Nakaite de Bashinau. But I thought it was just the way things were timing out today that I would get up there while it was still kind of light out. So that was why I was going to dick around up there and then come back down this way in the dark. But now I'm being it's dark right now. So I still get my taste of what the rivers like at night. Because I get these ideas in my head, but really all these walks are long. These are long walks. I can't just walk back to OG station. Like, I ain't no thing. It's fucking a long ass walk. I'm not doing that. It's fucking weird. What a weird thing that would be to do. So yeah, instead I'm going to walk around this hood a little bit and then yeah, I'm going to get on the train at Nakaite de Bashin, which goes to the UK Booker Road. And then you can't directly transfer. You got to get off that train line. So while I'm there, I'll go walk around Westie, Kibukuro a little bit, little mini Kibuki chill. Just do a quick little walk around there. Then hop back on the train. Go to Napori or thereabouts. I don't know if I need to go straight to Napori because if that is the station I'm thinking of, it's kind of neat that the station is directly connected. That's how major this cemetery slash park is. It's like an ancient cemetery. You know, it's like they don't bury people there anymore. And apparently they I think they still have some plots available if you're a really famous person possibly, you know, they're holding them in reserve. And there's a whole area of like very famous people that I think it's like gated off. You can't even go there. But it's directly connected to the station. And then I remember there are a bunch of love hotels behind there because they why not. So I don't if I go straight to that station or just another station that's somewhat nearby and then approach. Actually, yeah, I think that's what I'll do because I also have this very clear memory. I wonder if I can recreate that of leaving that cemetery but heading back up this way toward Kibukuro because it was that, you know, I'd walked all the way from Kibukuro to the Samitra River. And I was like, there it is. There's the Skytree. I did the journey. And then I missed the last train back so I had to walk all the way back. And on the walk back, I just remember also one of these parts that's a well worn in my brain was stumbling upon that cemetery. And I'm like, well, this is cool, weird cemetery at night. And even though it's like fucking past midnight, there's just people walking their dogs and stuff.

How weird. But then I remember walking through this one really quiet neighborhood. And there was just this one bar that was open playing music and their door was open because it was summer at the time. And I just, there's one of those just weird little micro moments that I just glanced in as I walked by and just caught the eye of something lady who was in there tapping, tapping her fucking knee, tapping along to their music. But I think I, that all happened kind of by accident because the way the cemetery is laid out, I was trying to just follow the train line and I could not. The cemetery would not allow me to as I left from a weird random exit. I feel like it's the kind of thing that's probably harder to recreate than I think it is. But maybe I'll give it a shot. Why not? It is still early in the evening. That is one thing about this time of year is there is no sense of, of the early evening. It just went from daytime. You know, you get mid afternoon, late afternoon, you still get all the times of the day. But as soon as it gets dark, it's indistinguishable right now from midnight. Geez, it's not even 6 o'clock. It's 5.48, you know, if I think of 5.30 as nighttime, I don't know when the shortest day of the year is. Maybe we haven't hit that yet. So maybe it is actually still getting dark sooner and sooner. Because it feels like it's been dark for at least 20 minutes or half an hour. And yeah, just already it's like I forgot that the daytime has ever existed. It's like I'm in fucking let the right one in or something. It's just like the Nordic blackness just without any of the winter associated snow and cold. It's a little chilly, but it ain't that bad. But yeah, that's another reason not to walk all the way back down the river to OG is if I want to go recreate a fucking midnight walk through a cemetery, no problem. 6 p.m. if I get there 7-8, whenever it doesn't matter, it's already absolute darkness. It can't get more dark than this. But yeah, it really is neat. Just like I feel like being you could do so much like what I just did of wandering around a tiny little neighborhood that I hadn't been to before. And then seeing how it connected back up to this river, you could do this so many times in so many little areas because it feels like you're walking straight when you're next to the river because you're just following the river. But then if you look at the river on the map, it is so twisty and windy and it goes all over the place. Say that's just makes everything so random and weird and cool feeling. And now I'm back in my old hood. So I mean, I gotta go. One last walk past where my old Airbnb was even though it's no longer an Airbnb. I've already walked by it like a few times on this trip. It feels less relevant every time, less and less like that place. That place is so relegated to just memory that the physical building doesn't even feel like that place anymore. But hey, whatever, I'm right here. So I'm gonna go walk by it. Manakubukara is so cool. I


just love walking around this neighborhood. I also discovered one of my mysteries from Fukuoka was do they rent manga? That was definitely a weirdly hard time figuring that out. There's a chain here called Sutaya. It's different from whatever the other one was, hyper media, whatever the fuck. Because that one kind of had a bunch of different stuff going on. They sold laptops and things too. This one is just rentals. DVD, CD, comic rentals. So yeah, it's much more clear and it's set up kind of the same way. So yes, indeed, all this time later I finally figured out. Yes, they do rent manga. Finally, the answer's here. Now let me walk through a fucking Pachinko place for a second. Listen to this shit.

I just literally walked through and just walked right out the other side. That sucks. Oh my god, it's so loud in there. What the fuck? But hey, maybe you'll make your millions right. Maybe you'll get rich. Goddamn, this neighborhood's so nice. It definitely has a bit of that that Kabukicho feel. Here's girl's bar. Free drink, 30 minute minimum, 2000 yen. Who knows? Girl in a fucking bunny outfit. It's got a bit of that vibe, but it's so much calmer and so much more laid back and so much more chill. Granted, it's also a Monday night. But ah, it's just good, man. I fucking love you, Kabukuro. I love it. Not only is the surrounding areas like my favorite part of Tokyo, but then when you got to go to the middle, if you're going to go to the middle, the fucking douchey and hang out and see the big epic part of Japan, it's also my favorite version of that. Because it's just not super crazy. Except that one time on East-Taky-Bukuro, where I bailed out, because it was so super crazy. But yeah, now, in general, overall, god yeah, it just looks so nice. Feels so good. I love this fucking place. Man, I realized, though, on the way here, taking my nice little, ah, Tobu Line train from the middle of nowhere. I saw the other trains and I'm like, oh, shit, like even though I'm only going to go a few stops to get near Napori, it's going to suck, dude. It's like, you know, what is it now? Like 630? Yep, it's exactly 630, but this is prime time. The next few hours are probably the prime time for the trains to be slammed. So that's going to suck, but I don't have any other choice unless I walk, which is not the craziest idea, is it? I guess I'm not at OG anymore. I'm in the Kibukuro, so probably is not the greatest plan.

5.5 kilometers, yeah, I feel like that's kind of pushing it, especially because then I still got to get home. And I don't quite, you know, that's where it gets more complicated, it gets more confusing when you're not just on the Yamano Day Line. I probably got some walking ahead of me just to get back to my Airbnb tonight. So I'm going to try, I'm going to try to take the train, but for now, whatever, dude, I'm just going to walk around to Kibukuro.

Oh man, some lady just walked by me because I was just stopping here talking to myself. She just walked up this stairway that I wouldn't even have noticed. I didn't even know there was a stairway there. It's like, I guess those are apartments, man, you could live in Kibukuro, but even though she was quite a well-to-do fancy pants-looking lady, this stairway, not only has it got a bunch of empty cans all over it, it's got like, Kleenex boxes, one of them's empty, one of them's full. What the hell? Yeah, like this looks like shit, this stairway. It's like the hidden secret stairway, and like, yeah, that's unusual for Japan. That is weird to see something that messed up. I wonder how many secret stairways there are all over the place. I never wouldn't notice that at all. It's fucking weird. It's kind of cool though.

All right, I was just thinking I should probably get mosey and probably a time we could go in, but I just walked back to the main sort of square at the west entrance of the Kibukuro station. There's the Taito Game Station, which is the first big arcade I ever saw, because I was at Naki Tabashi, like I said, and I've never heard of Kibukuro. Just came here because there's clothes on the train and walked out on this west side. It just happened to be the first side that I walked out on.

Anyway, I mean, it's like Mr. Donut McDonald's subway sandwiches, KFC. I think there's a Wendy's around the corner somewhere. I mean, it's not exactly the most Japanese part of Japan ever.

But they got, it's like really simple lights. It's not like really ornate Christmas stuff. It's just blue lights set up on the trees out here, and there's like these the symbol of Kibukuro is an owl. Maybe Kibukuro means owl, I don't know. But yeah, just this relatively simple thing of just the blue lights on all of the trees out here, just being in this square. I suddenly remembered like, oh yeah, it's Christmas day today. And that kind of image that I had in my mind of like I should try to get to Japan for Christmas. I want to walk through Tokyo on Christmas day. And in my imagination, it was just some random spot possibly in Shibuya or Shinjuku in between the buildings with maybe just a smattering of snow. So now here I am. I'm here in the real, the real thing.

And I shouldn't know that it'd be a Kibukuro, man. I love it. Kibukuro so much. I feel like the Christmas mission is complete. Man, there's a war hammer store here. I never noticed that before. My brother used to play war hammer.

Anyway, yeah, I'm on my way out. I did the tour, the crisscross around West Kibukuro, soaked in the vibe. It's time to roll, but yeah, man, just saw it. What a nice little moment. What a nice little Christmas moment. Okay, the Kibukuro West. You know, there's an anime and it might be a live action drama too, called Kibukuro West Gate Park. I'm pretty sure. And I looked into it once. It's like a murder mystery or something. And it doesn't necessarily seem to have a ton to do with Kibukuro. What I need is just a, I need Yashike, one of those nice little slice of life, calming, nice, pointless anime about nothing, about people who just hang out in Kibukuro. I don't need there to be a big plot. I don't need stuff to be happening. Or I guess like how there's the, yeah, because of games for Kibukicho. I need any Kibukuro game, but instead of being about fighting and weird organized crime stuff, like those games, it just needs to be about nothing. Just a nice game where you just, I don't even know what you would do. Maybe it could be like a package delivery man or something.

And you just go around and help people with their problems, or in fact maybe don't help anyone at all. So yeah, the other cool thing about the Tobu Line that goes up to Naki Tabashi is there's a sneaky little side entrance. If you head over, well let's see if this is west and the other side is east, then it would be south. You go south from the west entrance. And there's a sneaky little sideway because there's like a Tobu department store that the train is connected to. And you can just sneak right in and go straight to that train line and not have to deal with all the craziness of the station. However, I'm taking the main route. I don't totally know how to do that. I think I just got to go into the breach and follow arrows. I've never had a huge problem with the Kebukura station. It's not that complicated. But hey, we'll see. We'll see. Merry Christmas, Kebukura. Keep on being epic.

Hey kid, keep on being epic.

Man, the geography of Tokyo is so fucking crazy. So the train wasn't too busy, so that's nice. I got off a stop before Nippori. I got off at Nishinopori. And right away there were these stairs that went, they were almost like ladder stairs. They were just so steep straight up right outside of the station. And I'm like, oh, well, that's the way I'm going up, up, up, up, up. And I just went up to this park. It's just in the air. Just in the sky. It's just like this severe mountain just in the middle of the city. Tokyo is not especially known for that. It's one of the less mountainous parts of Japan. But it still has wild shit like that. It's just out of nowhere, just unexpectedly outside of a station. And this is definitely not quite the same route that I walked when I missed the train in 2017 and had to wander home. Hey sky tree, I see you. I see you poking out between some trees, between some buildings. Because I can hear the train line from here. So I was definitely, I'd wandered a little further away from the train. But I don't know how to even get over there because like I said, I had to climb way up, way way up. I'm like three stories, four stories in the air, except it's just the whole neighborhood. So I can't really get down from here. Now that I'm up here, I'm up here. And I'm just walking toward the big cemetery, which is called Yanaka Cemetery. It's Y-A-N-A-K-A. And actually here's a little side street that is more gradually goes down instead of the steep drop off. So I'm going to go down here. I'm going to wander a little bit out of the way because I don't want to walk straight along the train tracks straight to that cemetery. I want to meander out of my way a little and pass another cemetery on the way.

Yeah, even though I'm not in the exact same spot. Again, just how I was saying earlier, how neighborhoods just have a feeling. Even though there's like a similarity overall to a lot of places in Japan, the specific neighborhoods, it's surprising how much just changing the percentages or whatever of what's around. Here you just up the mountain, obviously, up the mountainousness. But also in the distance, there's a lot of large apartment buildings just kind of surrounding the area. But the specific, like, just calm streets and the street lights and the little green strips along the side of the street to show you where you can safely walk. It just, I just remember this like crazy, like that night that I fucking missed the last train and had to walk all the way home. This is it, man. I mean, this is not the exact area, but I mean, just the neighborhood. This is it.

And I really think this is a good day to do this kind of thing. You know, freaking Christmas, like I said in the last episode, for a North American, there's a lot of baggage associated with Christmas, a lot of weird seasonal depression shit. And one of my friends fucking Facebook messaged me, I messaged them Merry Christmas and the reply was like, hey, I hope Merry Christmas. I hope there's some people around, you know, with you today. It's like, what a, what a random bizarre thing to say. Like, you'd never say that any other day. It's just Christmas. Like, we're hardwired to feel like, oh, you gotta be with hearth and home on Christmas. Something's gone terribly wrong if you're by yourself on Christmas. And I mean, it was like, they didn't mean anything by it. It's supposed to be a nice thing. But it's like, why would you say that? There's not anyone around me today. There's no one. I don't know anyone. I'm in Japan, dude. I don't know anyone here. Why would you say that to me?

But if it's gonna be a day where you walk around by yourself feeling weird about the holidays, I mean, I didn't especially feel that way today. I felt it a lot more yesterday. Today I did hear a little Christmas jingle in one of the 7-Elevens, but that'll surely be gone very soon. Other than that, all evidence of Christmas is basically gone. What little there even was here in the first place, and besides, you know, that the little latte drinks in the convenience stores sort of have designs that look a little bit like Christmas wrapping. But even that, it's still more of like a snowflake winter theme than anything Christmasy. Today, frankly, I didn't really feel the Christmas thing at all, but I still feel like this is a good day to go on a nostalgia run. This is a good day to walk the walk on the river that I liked and a good day to go to Ikebukuro and a good day to come back here. Because not only is this one of those routes that I just think about a lot, I did a whole podcast about this. My podcast, Exo, it's called Keith McNally's Exo. And I think the episode is just called the Tokyo Skytree. You can go to KeithCourage.com and scroll down to Exo and find that episode if you're curious where I just tell this story of like, man, I miss Japan. I'm going back to Japan soon. Oh, actually, that's right. That's what happened. That was one of the rare times I actually had audio of my first trip to Japan, because, you know, I was doing my writing podcast at the time, but most of it was just about writing. That was like, I took like an episode off where I didn't talk about writing at all. Instead, I just talked about how stressed out I was that I had lost my passport and I was chronicling this weird walk through Tokyo in the middle of the night. So, like I was saying before about just sort of running things in your mind until there's a little pathway stomped out in your brain. This one, I mean, not only did I make the pathway, but then after digging up my old audio and editing it into a podcast and putting that whole thing out, I was like laying cobblestone on that bitch. I remember this particular adventure extremely well. And yeah, I just feel like Christmas is a good time to do this. Like, it's a little weird leaning on just your nostalgic past overall. I guess this is kind of chronicled with this podcast. Sometimes it really works out. I'm like, well, cool. And then sometimes it just kind of falls flat. It's like, oh, yeah, I guess you can't, you know, recapture the lost glories or whatever. So maybe on any given random day, it's not the greatest thing to go chase your nostalgia. It's probably better just to go off and experience something new. But the old holidays, man, it's going to feel weird no matter what. It's going to be bogged down with weird North American fucking baggage. Geez, yeah, even these little side streets, just the way things are designed. Holy crap. Holy crap. I'm walking through my own memories. Like, today is a great day to do this stuff. And I'm still finding new stuff because I'm not on the exact route.

Mostly it's just houses around here. I did pass one little shopping street, but there's like an antique store here. And they have samurai armor in the window. It's got that big bushy mustache like the Chiba armor head.

It's just a cool thing about Japan, man, everywhere you go. Anywhere you go, randomly. There's just cool stuff.

And there's a lot more people out because even though it still seems like the middle of the night, it still feels very much like the middle of the night.

It's not.

When I was walking by here, going the opposite direction in 2019, it was probably 1am. Now it's not even 8. Nice and comfortable. Comfortably early, but it still feels exactly the same. 8pm in December feels exactly like 1am in the summer. I remember, too, that was one reason why I took this big long walk. Not only at the time to just kind of try to burn away some of my stress from having to go to the embassy and deal with a lost passport. But because it was so hot, I was like, dude, when I get back to my freaking Airbnb, it's going to be so hot. And you know what? Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure that place did have one of those combined heater slash air conditioner units. And I've never used one of those as an air conditioner before to cool stuff down. I only learned how to use them on this trip as a heater. But yeah, I bet that place did have one, but because I was mostly, oftentimes I was in that Airbnb by myself. So no one else was around on the days when it was really hot to fucking show me the ropes and show me how that thing works. I never turned it on once. It didn't even occur to me. Or I guess I didn't know at the time that those things did both. I knew it was a heater. But I'm like, well, I sure as shit don't need a heater. But that was one of the reasons where I'm like, I'll go in this walk. Oh, I missed the train. Oh, well, who cares? You know, it's better to get back at 3 a.m. Because by then it'll be cooler in there. I mean, there is a certain niceness to summer. And there's a certain, I mean, I think part of what made all that stuff feel extra dreamy is just that constant heat where you're just always warm. And you're always kind of sweating and it kind of makes your brain swimmy. And you're just like swimming through your experiences and like, it definitely makes my brain feel a lot less sharp. And there's a niceness to that in a way. But yeah, I feel like this time of year is so much better. I mean, I got a couple jackets on. I got a couple layers. I got my little stretchy gloves are not on, but I'm like, yeah, you know, that wouldn't hurt. In fact, maybe I'll put them on or just put my hands in my pockets or whatever after I'm done recording this. Like, there's a little chill.

But man, this makes walking around Japan easier to do. I think it's kind of like what I was saying earlier about how in your memories you just don't remember. If you were exhausted or tired or something like that, you know, that kind of stuff just slips away. I think the heat is a similar thing. I think all the sweating and suffering I did because of the heat. I think I just don't remember that. Like, when I think back to these walks and this stuff I did, I have to make a point of remembering that I was trying to avoid the heat and then back at my Airbnb, it was going to be all stuffy and hot because my surface level nostalgia memories, I don't remember that at all.

And man, this street I just turned on to like a very slightly busier street. This feels way more familiar. This literally might be the one because I'm getting really close now to the cemetery. This might be the street with that bar that was open because I mean, how many streets are there going to be around here with actual businesses and stuff and the co-bonds here? And yeah, I like just that it's more lit and it's got street lights. The other streets around here are all residential. I think this is it, dude. I think this is the actual street. I mean, I don't know where that actual place is. That's a little too much. That's a bit too needle in a haystacky.

But it even makes sense that that park when I first got near here was such a big mountain because part of my big memory of here is the terrain, the like going up and going down and it just really adds some cool spice to traveling. Yeah, and there it is in the distance. There's the old fucking, there's the sky tree where when I was walking the other way, obviously it was behind me. And I remember it was very misty that night or cloudy or whatever. So I'd look back and just see it through the haze. Today it's very clear. Yeah, this has got to be this street. It looks so familiar. And I mean, why is that surprising to me? It's right by the cemetery where last time I got there right after I exited the cemetery. Of course, it's the same. Why wouldn't it be? BSP can have the old sky tree. I mean, it doesn't look that far. As far as that notion of like, oh, maybe I shouldn't try to figure out how to get home from here because it's tricky. If I took the JR, the Yamanote, all the way around to Shinjuku and Shibuya, I can figure it out from there. But that's a way at the other end of the loop, which I say way at the other end. I don't know, it probably takes like 12 or 15 minutes to get there. Maybe I just should do that because yeah, from here I have to either walk or take these smaller train lines that I don't really understand and never quite work out. They're great if you start from them and then you funnel to the center. But heading back out through these little tendrils to the specific place you're trying to get to, I find very tough. But yeah, it doesn't look that far, but fuck that. I've learned so many times in my life that when a tower doesn't look far, you got three hours ahead of you. And that's a little excessive. That's a little much. Although it is pretty cool having the tower as a guidepost, because that's how I managed this on the 2019 walk. I mean, it took me hours and hours and the tower kept disappearing behind buildings like it just has right now, actually. But it keeps reappearing so you can just keep orienting yourself toward the tower and back then the convenience stores had WiFi. So I would stop once in a while to get a more distinct idea of where the heck I was. But mainly, mainly I just followed the tower and I just walked and walked and walked. There it is again. Hello tower.

Well, so I just sort of snuck into the side of the cemetery. There's also... I noticed as I was walking before, just a nice little washroom in the middle of nowhere, I'll well lit and just like literally just door open, there's a toilet, come on in. We all know how much I love that and right outside of this park was also like, there's another washroom. But yeah, just another awesome washroom and I noticed there were taxis waiting out there, just waiting to be called and one of the taxi guys got out of his taxi and went and took a piss and I'm like, yeah, yeah, I don't think they're making the washrooms for the taxi drivers, but that's certainly a bonus. Anyway, why the hell am I talking about the bathrooms? Right over there, there's like a wall around the outside of the cemetery, so I sort of cycled around the wall and I just went in the first opening I could find and it's all dark and I can see over to my left like street lights because that's how I remember this park like very inviting at night, didn't it all seem weird to walk through it? So I'm like, where the heck am I now?

I'm over on some side part that is really dark and there's the train, I can hear the old train, bought all of those tall apartment buildings I was mentioning, there's still a bunch behind me into the side, but in front of me, they just kind of disappear because I guess over that way, probably the ground slopes down and obviously the Samitas over there somewhere and it just opens up because of the cemetery and there's some trees, but there's a gap in the trees and right where the gap is is the fucking big-ass sky tree, which I say three hours, I say it's always three hours, but I guess I mean, I mean I am part way there, like when I think of my old journey from Mickey Booker out of here, obviously I'm some distance closer, but now don't start getting these thoughts in your head Keith, it's not close, it's the tower, it's one of the biggest towers in the world, but it looks beautiful and I just, it was one of those moments where I've just kind frozen for a second where I'm like, wow, like I just didn't expect to see it all of a sudden, all clear and just like neat because when I was coming through here the first time I was coming the other direction, so the tower was always behind me and like I said it was all misty, so I had to make a point of turning around to gawk at its enormous beauty. Man yeah this is kind of cool, this whole side of the cemetery, obviously I just kind of walked through it the first time, I didn't really spend a lot of time in here, but I guess it makes sense that not the whole cemetery is lit up, like if you're just coming in here to jog or walk your dog you don't need all this, so there's this whole side part that is just just black, just dark, no lights at all, just ambient light from the sky, it's gonna say moon light, yeah I guess it is moonlight, because there's the moon above me and it's bright as fuck, full moon, holy shit full moon, full moon Christmas, oftentimes there's no moon, yeah and even that, like holy yeah that's weird, that pitch black sky I'm always talking about, that like it's just 100% darkness, it doesn't look like that here, the moon's super bright, the sky is just dark blue, god damn the tower looks right there dude, maybe I will walk, I mean yeah I'm at, I mean basically I'm at Nipori and then this connects over to Oeno and then Sensoji and next Etra, et cetera, I'm really not that far, maybe I will walk just because I fucking hate dealing with the trains and it's so confusing, been on a lot of trains today, I think I've maybe been on enough trains, god damn this is really creepy and beautiful, just seeing all the monuments, because there's like the normal sort of tombstones, but even those are pretty cool looking in Japan, and then there's just all these other monuments, because there's like a lot of famous people buried here, and this is definitely unexpected, I really expected like yeah it'll be cool to go back to that park, but uh, but you know it's gonna be the joggers and the dog walkers and there's like a kid's playground over there, I didn't know about this side, this is a different somewhat eerie experience, oh but ahead of me, ahead of me are some lights, I think I'm exiting the darkness zone, but yeah I mean that's a perfect example of how I get so lost all the time, at some point in there I turned, and I didn't really recognize that I was doing it, or my brain didn't really click in entirely, because you know I'm just weaving through the cemetery, oh there's the jogger, I just saw the tower out of the corner of my eye between some buildings, and it's over to my right now, it's not ahead of me, I thought it was still ahead of me, the navigational part of my brain failed to notice that we turned at some point there, and I mean there you go, that explains my constant getting lost to a tee just happened, but it's cool to have that tower there, what a neat way to navigate to just always know where to go, or if you do a loose track of it, it's not for long, and then it pops up again, it's like the north star, however if I go that way I will exit the cemetery park, not yet, I'm gonna loop back around and walk through, and though I guess I won't know until tomorrow morning, but I mean I've said this before too, and it sounds like I'm just attempting fate whenever I say this, but I feel like quite a bit better, I mean I drank a ton of vitamin C drinks, and I've been eating a little vitamin C fucking candies all day, and my throat doesn't really hurt, just like a little, I can feel it a little, yeah and just when I swallowed there I can feel it, but I have to kind of pay attention, it's not like earlier today when every time I swallowed it was like a fucking little needle stabbing into my throat, it's definitely feeling better, and I just gonna wake up fine tomorrow, is it gonna happen again? Am I invincible? Am I an X-man whose power is that I can't seem to quite catch a cold? Why am I saying these things, you know, I'm just asking for it, I'm just asking to wake up tomorrow, completely fucked, but I feel way way better dude, I feel way better, it's a miracle, it's a god damn miracle, it's a Christmas miracle, yeah I guess that's the downside, it's kind of cool in a way that this big place is connected to the train, so that should you want to just get the hell out of here on a train, it's right there, but the problem is you hear the train all the time,


holy fuck my dick, I'm just standing outside Shinjuku station, I guess it's still not that late, feels late because I just been fucking around for so much, yeah it's only quarter after nine, oh man, so yeah I was like you know I'm really not that far from the Skytree, but my Airbnb is not at the Skytree, you know, it's deceptively far from the Skytree, I did a little checky check and it's like nine kilometers to walk and I'm like alright I'm not gonna do that, and it's not the time to try to figure out the trains, I'm sure there's some spelt sneaky train, but I was like yeah fuck it, it really doesn't take that long to go on the JR loop, I just popped across that little cemetery over to Napori, or like the station past Napori, popped in that, went around to Shinjuku station, I think though this, I think this is what happened to me at Napori when I came into town, I gotta be careful about this because I didn't know this was a thing, but I guess it makes sense, is I thought you know I was checking out of an exit, but I guess they're not all exits, like to exit from the JR to another train line, I think what I did is I left JR straight into another train line, which if you know how things work that makes sense, you don't want to have to sign out of one and then into the other, it's a lot more convenient just to slip right into the next one, but I think that's what must have happened because then I'm stuck in this other area, I'm not free, I'm like but I already did the sign out, I paid the $2, why am I in here now, and then when I tried to exit there, it gives me the red bond, you can't leave because you signed in here, you didn't go anywhere, I don't know why it doesn't just let you leave, just charge you zero and let you leave, there must be a reason anyway, and then yes, so I had to talk to the guy, because this happened to me once in 2019 at Akibukuro and they've sorted it out for me, but this guy was like oh no, you need to use these trains and I was like I don't know, I don't know whatever, I don't even, like I'll just take a train, any train, one stop away, and then I'll just go from there, just get to one stop away from the major Shinjuku fucking cluster fucking, it'll be fine, but every train that I had access to were like rapid expresses going the wrong way and going like a long distance the wrong way, and I was like what the fuck, I just had to go back up to the thing and be like look man, you just gotta let me leave, the exit is right there, I made a mistake, I need to leave, I don't want these trains, I don't know why this is such a big deal, and the guy had to do a big like oh I don't know, going through his stuff and like I'm really putting them out and finally he's like all right there now you can go, Jesus anyway, learning experience I guess, don't just use your little pass to exit, I guess you gotta be really careful where you're exiting too, because you might just be exiting into a mouse trap, that has to be what happened at Napoli, blah, anyway, now from here I can go get on my stupid train and go the fuck home, and so yeah me is not that bad, it's just annoying, it's just a little bit annoying, but I'm pretty sure, on the plus side I'm pretty sure now at least I think I know what happened, so maybe it's less likely to happen again, oh and there's that building, there's that famous ass building, it's got a green and red motif on the top for Christmas, okay, end of Christmas, all done Christmas, get a get on this train, go the fuck back to the Airbnb, get all ready to leave, early in the morning and get the heck out of here, I would say this is my last time getting all fucked over at Shinjuku station, but I mean I'm pretty sure I gotta come back here tomorrow morning, whatever, whatever, whatever, I think yeah, I think I figured out a thing, so I think this won't happen in the future, I think, I don't know, all right, thank you for listening, of course it's not Christmas as you listen to this, but next time Christmas happens, Merry Christmas, let's end with these street performers,